Beautiful & Twisted Page #3

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I suck at history.

To the Novacks.

Ben, you remember my brother Cristobal?

Hey.

You take good care of my Narcy.

Congratulations.

And that was that.

Batman married his Catwoman,

and like anything

that's both amazing and addicting

and possibly very bad for you, it was great.

Look! This is the one I was telling you about!

Hold it up. It'll look bigger.

Years went by, put May through school.

Maybe I wasn't the perfect husband,

but I took good care of the family,

food on the table, roof over the head.

Everything was good.

We were living the American dream-ish.

I got to go.

Look at you!

- How was your flight?

- I need to get a Batplane.

What's this?

Powdered sugar.

What's this?

Chocolate.

I'm gonna take a quick shower.

Are you hungry for lunch?

- What are you making?

- It's a surprise.

A surprise. Speaking of which...

Look at the size of these diamonds.

It's not even my birthday.

- You like 'em?

- I love them.

It's just to show

that I was thinking about you,

and to thank you for putting up with

such a workaholic, absent, hot-tempered,

sex-crazed, good-for-nothing husband.

My pleasure.

I'm just gonna go take a quick shower.

Okay.

Who's Sandy?

I found this in the pocket of your jacket.

Don't you dare lie to me.

I don't know what that is.

I've never seen that before.

That could have been in there for a year.

I wore that jacket to Chuck's wedding.

Don't bullshit me.

This is a goddamn bar napkin.

Is this a strip joint?

You were screwing some stripper

on the side?

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Where do you think I meet clients?

I meet them in bars!

It's probably a client's number.

You know what? I'm gonna call her.

I'm gonna call that whore.

- No, you're not.

- Yes.

No, you are not. Stop it. Stop it.

Okay, no. All right.

I was drunk, and she came on to me,

and I took the number...

- You liar!

- I shouldn't have...

Narcy!

Narcy!

Get away from me.

You think you can go around

screwing other women,

and come back with some jewelry,

and everything will be fine?

- What are these, a bribe?

- Look, I am sorry, all right?

- Look, I love you.

- Bullshit.

If you love me,

you don't go around screwing other women.

Look, sometimes I go too far, okay?

But I've never pretended

to be anything other than what I am.

I mean, come on. We met at a strip club.

Come on.

I'm sorry, Benny. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Benny. Oh, my God.

You are the craziest b*tch I've ever met.

It's you who drives me crazy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Morning, Patrick.

Convention Concepts.

Yes. Please hold.

Dad.

Hey, I got the docs for Salazar.

Good, good. Thanks.

- What the hell happened to you?

- I forgot to duck.

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