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you need to be right now.

- He hates the man!

- Well that seems a bit juvenile, wouldn't you say?

You go mess with him and see what happens!

Why?

Would it be funny if i punched

you in the face? Would that be funny?

- Stop it!

- Chicken!

- Kentucky Fried Chicken!

- Yeap. I love it. Two piece...

- You look like Colonel Sanders actually.

- He was a handsom man.

- Good job out there Dad!

- What do you want?

Hopper needs 5 minutes of your time.

- That's enough!

- What do you mean that's enough?

Stop it! Isn't there something more

important you should be doing right now?

- Three minutes, tops.

- Thank you, I love you. Thank you daddy.

I love you too.

- He's gonna smash my face in.

- He's not gonna smash your face in.

Oh my god.

Sir it would be an honour...

Sir! sir! sir!

Give me your permission...

It would be an honor to have your permission...

Sir, give me your permission what's your deal?

It would be a thankful honor to have your permission...

to honor your hand...

What?

Oh my god

Sir,

May i please marry your daughter?

She's everything i have and i love her.

Talking to yourself Mr. Hopper?

Yea I was.

I was actually talking about you Nagata.

Sir, it was a fluke accident.

The bathroom floor was wet.

I began to fall, Cpt. Nagata

kindly reached out to help.

Our heads go bang!

We fall back. Bang again.

- Just like the great Jerry Lewis.

- Jerry Lewis?

- Did he just say Jerry Lewis?

- Yes, sir.

Are you kidding me?

"The bell boy"

and "The Nutty Professor".

- Very good movies.

- He's a great humanitarian, sir.

You both think this a joke then

you're very much mistaken.

This will not happen again.

Do i make myself clear?

- Yes, sir!

- Yes, sir!

Gentlemen.

Give me a minute with Mr Hopper.

What is wrong with you?

You've got skills, but i have never ever

seen a man waste them like you.

"Keep the ship out of the surf and spray.."

"... or we will plunge to desturction."

Homer, sir.

The fact that you know that

infuriates me beyond words.

What my daughter sees in you

is a great mystery to me.

You're a very smart individual

with very weak character, leadership

and decision making skills.

Do you have anything to say to me?

Anything?

Negative, sir.

Enjoy these naval exercises Hopper.

They're likely to be your last.

Dismissed.

- Is there anything i can do to help?

- Negative.

- If you wana talk about anything...

- I dont.

- If you change you mind and you do wanna talk about...

- I wont.

Roger that.

Contact Efron 1.

Commence anti-submarine warfare exercises.

Commence all operations.

Good afternoon, Samson!

Welcome to Day One of the

RIMPAC Naval War Games.

We are here to sharpen our skills

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