Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts Page #3

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and my driver simply can't avoid it.

Brucie baby.

- Oliver Queen. Hey there.

- What's the good word?

You know me, living the life,

living the dream.

I wish I knew you were coming.

I'd let you buy me dinner.

- Anything new on our furry freak friends?

- Nothing yet. I'll let you know.

Yoo-hoo. Here we are.

Bruce Wayne, meet...

Oswald Cobblepot at your service.

- It's a pleasure, Mr. Cobblepot.

- The pleasure is all yours.

Can you appreciate my Aviary, Mr. Wayne?

It's Gotham's tallest building.

Taller even than the Wayne

Enterprises Tower, I'm afraid.

It's impressive to be sure.

Did I read somewhere that you're planning

to lease out everything below this penthouse?

Stands to reason,

developments like this aren't cheap.

Did you see him waddle?

He's so disgusting.

Weird little penguin.

Building or no building,

he's not one of us.

- That freak? Never.

- And that beak of his? Dreadful.

I'll bet you'll get a heck of a view

of the Midas Heart asteroid...

when it passes by tomorrow night.

Mr. Cobblepot, are you all right?

I am indeed, my boy.

I am better than all right.

I am Oswald Cobblepot.

And this will be a night to remember.

If you'll excuse me.

Told you, odd.

Ladies and gentlemen of high society.

Welcome my little perch

at the top of the Aviary.

Thank you, thank you.

You were promised surprises tonight...

and here they are.

Gaze upon our ecological salvation.

Bumbershoot Mechanics presents

unmanned robotics.

Designed to right the wrongs that mankind

has heaped upon our environment.

Together we can steer this planet

to live harmoniously with nature again.

When humanity's greed poisons the Earth,

we will be there with solutions.

When our systems break down,

doing more harm than good...

we will be there to lend a hand.

When unimaginable cruelty

becomes the harsh reality of commerce...

we will be there to help.

Bumbershoot Mechanics cyber-animals.

Inspired by mother nature's

perfect designs...

and charged with the preservation

and restoration of the natural world.

We will be there.

- Those look just like the same...

- They are the same.

- Are you seeing this?

- Oh, yeah.

I've got the live feed

from your contacts.

Pull everything you can find

on Bumbershoot Mechanics.

Doing it. Oh, bring me home

a couple pigs in a blanket...

some sliders, and a handful

of crab puffs, won't you?

Hello? Yeah, I guess that's a no.

Allow me to present to you my genius...

the zoologist that engineered

these amazing creatures...

Dr. Kirk Langstrom.

Thank you.

Animals.

Nature designed them to fit harmoniously

into their environment.

Every aspect of their existence

serves a purpose.

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