Batman: Assault on Arkham Page #5

Neither does Ferrick.

That's the Thursday crew.

This isn't live. They're

broadcasting old footage.

Something's wrong at Arkham!

No! No!

Enough, shark, put him down!

Ow!

Ouch!

Do I have your attention now?

Don't break cover in the middle

of an operation, unless I say so.

Don't ever do that to me.

Or what? You'll chew my head off?

Do it! I'm begging you.

You think any of you have a shot

of getting out alive without me?

That's what I thought.

We're just lucky

this was contained.

Start following orders, all of you!

Why don't you just

calm down, puddin'?

Don't call me puddin'!

Property room's down here.

Locked!

Not for long.

Now that's just pathetic!

The warden uses his birthday backwards

for practically all of his passwords.

How do you know that?

I used to work here.

Didn't I mention that!

Come on, as what?

As a psychiatrist, silly.

And, pal, anyone who

throws boomerangs,

has some real issues letting go.

Voila!

Where do we even begin?

Everyone take a section.

Just start looking!

Bloody hell!

My acid playing cards!

I knew I left them here.

Here's that Batman costume

Mr. J used for the train heist.

Oh!

I've been looking

all over for this.

Here's where it went.

Bingo!

Firefly. Killer moth.

Maxie Zeus.

Never heard of any of these tools.

Mr. freeze's gun!

Score!

Thanks.

It's Batman!

Uh-oh!

Oh.

Ah!

Aah!

No way!

The spoils of war.

Black spider just

kicked the bat's ass?

Mate, I'm a little choked up.

Got the thumb drive.

What?

What the hell?

We've been played.

Where's frosty?

Frost? Damn it!

Frost!

Right. Easy.

I knew waller would send someone.

I'm too clever for

her to let me live.

Nothing gets past you, genius.

I'll make this fast.

Do you even know why

you're assassinating me?

The wall says you screwed her and

to make an example out of you.

And that satiated your curiosity?

I don't ask questions.

I don't believe that.

The human mind always

has questions.

My only question is why waller didn't just

blow your head off with your nano bomb?

It's the same reason

she needs me dead.

Because I know how to diffuse them.

Wait, what?

How do you know she's

with the riddler?

She was eyeballing him

back at the monitor room.

So she's got herself a new guy.

After everything I've done for her!

Oh, we'll see about that.

I'll make five more just like her.

I'll take her skin and put

someone else in it.

Oh, that perfect creamy skin.

Pull yourself together, man!

She mocks you right to your face.

Even dared to call you...

Puddin'.

Oh, that darling girl.

She might even deserve me.

Okay, babies!

Let's cook!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Oh, Harley, I take back half the

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