Batman: Assault on Arkham Page #3

Apparently, it's large enough that the

radiation would kill half the population.

Batman's torn the city

apart trying to find it.

At one point he thought

riddler might know.

The joker has a dirty bomb?

That gives me the chills.

Ice puns? Really?

Waller, this is crap.

I don't care, convict.

Do your job!

Honestly, B man, I don't know where

Mr. J puts half of his stuff.

I just wanted a chatty boo-boo doll

before they went on sale tomorrow.

Get her back to Arkham!

Will do, Batman.

Get in there, you nutty broad.

I'm in the middle of lunch.

Now I've got to process this crazy dame?

Crazy, huh?

Why don't I just toss her in

her old cell, and come back.

Yeah, right. I've got like half

a dozen new forms to fill up

before you can even come in.

We got ten minutes

to plant the device.

Where should I dump her?

Put it through the X-ray machine.

Heh, don't get much

deader than that.

This one's cold as ice.

Hey buddy, I got nothing in the

system about accepting a new body.

Yeah! Ha-ha.

It says, "not found."

I came from inside.

Run it again.

Nah, something's wrong.

I'm gonna to have to get security.

Junction box is up ahead.

So move your ass.

Harley!

Is it really you?

Sh*t!

Don't screw this up.

Aren't you even going to say hello?

Oh, guys, you've got to see this.

Joker just spotted Harley!

Keep walking.

Tell him to shut up.

Aw, I can tell you're still sore.

At least the bruises

cleared up nicely.

What's your hurry, Harl?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Damn it!

Let's move.

Maybe, she'll kill him.

I'm going to kill you!

I'll kill him! I'll kill him

myself for what he's done to me!

Women! Am I right, officer?

Can't live with them, can't

kick them out of a moving car.

You know the rules, buddy,

I got to phone it in.

She's dead!

How much trouble could she be?

Nothing goes in or out of

Arkham without being okayed.

But...

Give me a sec, I'll try to get

a hold of the watch commander.

Run it again.

I tried twice, sir.

I can't lose this job because

your system is down.

Come on, you amateurs.

Sorry hon, bulletproof.

Even better, puddin'.

Why, Harley, if I didn't know better,

I'd say you're trying to kill me.

We're finished, you and me!

I got someone new

now, someone better!

Oh, hell!

This will have to do.

Never mind, just came through.

About time!

Sorry, it's an old system.

No problem.

Let's see what goodies we've got.

Oh, sh*t!

How the... ow!

Ahh! My goolies!

That's payback, you dumb ass.

Walk it off, captain kangaroo.

Come on, we're out of time.

New guy?

That's right! You're

not jealous, are you?

That's him!

I know you.

We worked together once.

No, wait, don't tell me,

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