Barricade Page #4

family. I just love her so much.

She's my whole life.

Well why don't ya just find yourself

a good man and... get her back?

I don't need a man

to be a good mother.

That's not what I'm

saying. I'm just saying...

You've got to find yourself

a good man, ya know?

Hah!

Where did that come from?!

Forget it... I just...

I want you to be happy.

Well, you could always move

to New York with me and shack up!

Hah! Kidding! Kidding!

Yeah... Kidding.

Ah, sh*t.

Sh*t!

- What is it, guys?

- The f***ing car won't start!

- Wait, wait...

- The battery's dead!

- Hey, calm down, Mike. It's okay.

- Look! It won't start!

Sh*t! Now what do we do?

Huh?!

F***... F***! I'm gonna

find out what's wrong!

I have no idea...

about... cars.

I mean, my grandfather

was a mechanic,

but it didn't rub off on me,

so I have no idea what'm doing.

Yeah, well, I take the subway,

so... can't help you.

- Great f***ing vacation. - Mike calm down!

It's not the end of the world!

Crazy girl is right, bro! Relax!

We're supposed to be having fun!

Fun?

The car won't start! I mean,

what the hell are we gonna do?

The car won't start! Will you

please come here? Can you help me?

- Um, how about 'No'?

- Will you please come here?!

As I said - We're supposed

to be having fun!

Forget about the car right

now! Grab a sleeping bag!

We can't leave the car here,

just like this! I mean...

You know, he's got a

point. Let's lock it up.

We'll just leave it right here.

We can't just leave

the car like this!

Hurry up, Mike.

Come on.

Come on! Just leave

the stuff in the car.

We can get back and

pick it up any time!

- Hey!

- Hurry up, Mike! Come on!

- Did someone get the tent?

- Got it right here.

- Mike! Come on! The perv's checking

me out! - Too late! - Hah!

Hey, you're still awake.

Yeah. I was thinking about you

leaving me in two weeks for London.

Yep, I hate it, but it's only

two weeks chilling with the boys.

And your vocabulary?

Should we work on it a little more?

Really?

Now?

Give me a massage.

Ahm:
Please give me

a massage.

- Mmmm... Very good boy.

- Thank you.

- Kiss my neck...

- 'Kiss my neck'.

- Whoa. I feel like I need a cold shower.

- I think you need a cold shower.

No, not yet.

- WHOA!

- Close your eyes...

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Me!

- Me... who?

Come and get me.

(People are singing)

Nina, look. This is

'Landschaftsschutzgebiet'

Lambchop Shishkabob?

No no, it's pronounced:

'Land - schafts - schutz - gebiet'.

- Lannnd - shoft - skoch - kapeech?

- Landschaftsschutzgebiet.

Lambchop shishkabob!

Lambchop Shishkabob! Haha!

I don't know how I feel

about being here, Mike.

I mean, I feel guilty

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