Barnyard Page #4

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Very impressive.

Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.

Thanks, Pop. You're the best.

- Otis?

- Yeah?

Be the stronger man.

Yeah. Yeah, that's

that saying thing, right?

"A strong man stands up for himself.

"A stronger man can

bridge the gap between..."

Got it locked in the vault.

See? I learn.

Mr. Boombastic

What you want is a boombastic

Romantic, fantastic lover

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Say me fantastic

Touch me in me back

She says I'm Mr. Romantic

Call me fantastic

Touch me in me back

She says I'm Mr. Ro...

Smooth

Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!

Whassup? Milk me!

Hey, babe.

My barn. That's right, my barn.

You're late. Come on.

He's a real winner, that one.

Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.

Lay down in my Jacuzzi

and get some bubble bath

Only sound you will hear

is the beating of my heart

And we will mmm-mmm

And have some sweet pillow talk

I'm Boombastic, really fantastic

Mr. Boom Boom Boom Boom

Give it up for the one and only,

Biggy Cheese!

We're gonna have some fun

tonight, y'all.

Hey, Buck.

Get your hooves off the stage.

You ain't in show business.

What, were you raised in a barn?

Well, you're a good horse. Okay...

What you looking at, Turkey?

Somebody pass me

the cranberry sauce.

Dead turkey walking.

We all gonna die,

but we don't know the date.

We know your date, Thanksgiving!

Okay, to kick things off tonight,

I got a special treat.

Back by popular demand.

Ladies, this one's for you.

Our own Otis and the Crew!

Well, down on the farm

Where they all ask for you

Parties all hours of the night.

What is that farmer up to?

You know what?

- I'm gonna call someone.

- Oh, leave him be.

Well, I'll just call whoever I want,

whenever I want to.

That's exactly what I'll do.

Because I know

what a rave is, Mr. Lump.

"I'm going to sit and watch TV

and be a lump."

Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.

They all ask for you

They all ask for you

Down on the farm

They all ask for you

I'll check it.

It's all right. Calm down.

It's just the pizza guy.

I'm on it.

Watch out. I got it. I got it.

Pizza, pizza, pizza.

Thanks. You want change?

No, keep it.

So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.

Well, yes.

We're having a big human party.

Just a party. A big one.

With us celebrating our humanness.

- Dude, I love parties! Can I...

- No.

Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.

Ouch!

My arm fell off.

My fake arm, I mean.

Wow, I am so sorry about that.

- Do you need any help?

- No, I don't like help.

It's just against my religion.

I'm a Nohelpian.

Cool, I'm a Lutheran.

What about this?

You know what? You keep it.

It's dirty now.

Really? All right.

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