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- Why carry it then?

To be different from those

who carry briefcases.

But you were afraid I might

go off with it, weren't you?

- Smells like a good cygar, Chief.

- It's a suitcase.

But a good one, Chief!

Ah, money has arrived!

Allow me, Madame...

your fur.

Was it a time bomb?

No...

a piece of cake fell inside.

They think you're mad!

Would it help to get the lady blind...

with our field glasses?

No, champagne when

everyone is here.

- As a clou.

- As a what?

It stopped mouldering.

Serve it at the end,

with a knife. As a clou!

- And what now?

- Change the tablecloth.

And then?

The usual.

I understand, Chief.

The bums are drinking away

their piggy bank!

The usual thing?

We are not regulars.

We'll give ourselves away

if we don't do better than that!

Dont't worry, I'll lend you some,

if your piggy runs out.

I could be dressed for clearing

the car. Do we have one?

- What's that?

- A clean cloth.

We have more than a car!

The first for the gate...

the second for the villa...

the third for the... garage.

The fourth for the car door...

the fifth for ignition...

- The sixth?

- I've forgotten.

How come?

I clean carpets in villas

- here's one of the moths.

Show me.

You could wash trains.

One of our crowd married

a Frenchman.

What is a Frenchman?

We don't say an engeneer

or a driver form France

- just a Frenchman!

She doesn't know his job,

she can't converse with him.

Or take his story, for instance.

Lately my life has ceased

to be a nightmare.

Why stare?

Because I haven't made good?

Where does it say everyone

has to make good?

How could you stoop to this

in your prime?

It was going to rain...

I was deep in thought...

And suddenly someone put into

my hand...

two zlotys.

A slight difference

of gesture...

...and what a consequence...

Sir,

I'll make a fortune out of this!

Please,

as a token of gratitude!

Sir, you're bound to buy

it in this shape!

It's them - don't look!

Now I'll tell you what they

said on the phone.

They're coming to smash

your face in.

- Afraid, Mister?

- Drop the formalities!

Afraid?

- Two beers.

- And invite him.

Chief?

Hide your boots under

the table!

Please, get my shoes

from my fur.

Cheaply dressed,

but reeks of money!

I'll smash him now!

I really love her!

Isn't she magnificent?

Would you love her without

her money?

We met on a tram,

love at first sight.

- You travel by tram?

- Occasionally.

- Don't be cynical!

- There was a questionnaire:

Your greatest day dream!

I said I dreamt of a record.

At least of Opel Rekord.

But our car is better

than a Rekord, eh?

I prefer an engine's roar

to a thudding heart!

I'm more interested in cylinder

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