Barely Lethal Page #3

- Hey, did you say Regina?

- Yeah, Saskatchewan.

- Go back to Regina!

- Okay, Gooch.

- Canada sucks a dick!

- What are your pajamas all "aboot"?

- Why are you here? Go home!

- No, no, guys... please.

Take back Bieber. Take back Bieber!

- Take back Bieber!

- Stop, stop, stop.

Megan from Canada

I'm just a simple...

man-ada

Cash!

I could change all my plan-adas

If your smile walked in on me

Megan from Canada, everyone.

Hey, they can be a tough crowd.

Don't worry about it;

You're gonna be nickel.

- Thanks.

- Totem pole.

Totem pole.

Thank you. What an entrance.

What an entrance.

Okay, let's give it up

for a little rock group

that was number 24 on the iTunes

download list back in March,

Newton High's own... Emotacon!

Dark day, I can't get no sleep

Because something's got a hold over me

Voices in my head racing through my head

Keep me up

I don't know which one to believe

This water fell for miles

But there's still so far I have to go...

- There she is.

- Hey, Megan. Hi, I'm Missy.

I am so sorry about that behavior

at assembly. Kids can be so cruel.

- Want to join us?

- Come sit, come sit.

Sure. Thanks, I...

Pom-poms?

- You're cheerleaders, aren't you?

- Oh, absolutely.

- I know what angle you're running.

- Angle?

- Oh, I've seen "Mean Girls", twice.

- Okay.

You're gonna invite me to sit, then weaken

my defenses, and then embarrass me

in some elaborate prank

to assert your social dominance.

- What?

- Nice try.

I thought we were nice.

Gooch, enough with the paper airplanes.

Welcome back, welcome back.

First day blues, I get it.

All right, take your seats.

Put your books on your tables

and open them up to the first page.

- No, no, Gooch!

- Yeah.

- Gooch.

- Sorry.

Why can't you be more like Cash?

See? He's got his book out, right?

- Hi.

- You need a seat?

- Look at my beautiful boy.

- Megan from Canada, right?

- Love that mouth.

- A/V geek?

Yeah, well, it's Roger.

All right, here.

- You hungry?

- Nope.

- Sit down.

- Thanks.

- I guess you didn't need that.

- Yeah.

Oh, no. I hope

he didn't "Kermit" suicide.

I heard this class is "ribbiting."

Well, I wouldn't "leap" to conclusions.

Mr. Drumm can be pretty rough.

Hey! New girl! Focus!

Told you so.

Okay, hey...

I know everybody got to sit

with their buddies today,

but I'm the one

who chooses the lab partners.

So tomorrow the seating chart

shall be up,

and we'll have a wonderful time.

Now, get out of here!

I'm not kidding. Get out of here. Go.

It was nice knowing you.

Hold on there, mister. Hold on there.

I know what you're doing after school.

- What?

- You're jammin' with me.

You know, I play a little slide trombone.

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