Bareilly Ki Barfi

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Ekla Nagar, Bareilly.

Of all lhe houses in

this neighborhood, lhe most unique...

'...or, you can say the most

amusing is Mishra Sadan.

Because her the

morning is not normal.

The evening is not normal

Nor are the people normal.

Shushila...

Where is my cigarette?

Last night there was one left

in the packet. Now it's disappeared!

on, God...

I can't take a dump without it.

And, I've to make an urgent

delivery to Bijoriya today.

If I don't freshen up now and suddenly

the pressure increases on the way...

I'll he in big trouble.

Go ask Bitti for a cigarette.

Tell her it's urgent.

How would Billi have a cigarette?

She smokes!!!

eo-qo...

This was lhe only thing

missing in her life now.

God save us from such a daughter.

- Just wait and watch...

Soon, you'll find hollles

of country liquor.

Billi! Still sleepingH

Wake up.

What are you doing, sweetheart?

Gel up! queen of sweetheart

what mummy!! il was such a nice dream.

That's all you do.

Billi!

Billi!

Wh at?

Do you have a cigarette?

- Hl.lh!

Since when did you start smoking?

Your father wants one.

- I don't smoke.

Don't lie.

If you have one. Give me il me now!

I said I don't smoke.

Wanna bet.

Your father has to go to Bijoriya.

He can't lake a dump.

- Whal can I do?

He will he big trouble

if he has to go on the way.

I'll go and ask someone.

I knew il...you only

stole my cigarette.

Scream a little louder. The pressure will

increase, it will happens on it's own.

Uncle, papa needs one urgently.

- I've only one, dear.

It's ok.

Wh ere' P3P a?

Any luck?

Here you go.

Thank you, Billi.

Wash your hands.

- But, I didn't lake a dump.

Doesn't matter.

I drank that water.

- I'm only washing my hands.

This is Billi Mishra.

Daughter of Mrs. Sushila Mishra.

And son of Mr. Narhollam Mishra.

After all,

he has raised her like a son only.

Sushila Mishra... leaches

children al Narmada Primary School...

'...whal Billi Mishra

never learned in her life.

Always listen to your elders...

And Narhollam Mishra's words...

...are sweeter than his sweets.

- Isn't shanu my daughter too?

what if you run out

of sweets at her wedding...

...won'l I feel humiliated as well?

Son, add 5 more kilos.

I'll he right hack.

Billi, who is this crow?

He's not a crow.

He's a peacock.

Must have not taken a hath today.

But, who is he?

- He's from our neighborhood.

My hike was out of fuel.

I asked for a lifl and he obliged.

I said Drop me, he said okay.

Enough of that, give me 100 rupees.

I don't have.

You gel a fat salary.

I bought you this

sweater from my salary right?

Take il off.

Listen, Billi.

Sit on a motorcycle,

with both your legs on one side.

Billi Mishra...

never listens to advice.

Doesn't have loo many good habits.

She once ale non-veg

unintentionally.

Now she eats at every

opportunity.

In India il has not even released.

English films

are locally premiered...

'...al her best friend

Rama's boutique.

She understands only 60 percent...

...hul explains 100 percent.

I want to break up with you.

I want to break you.

Are you kidding me?

- Have you become mad?

The electricity keeps

going in the lanes...

'...and Bitti's tape keeps

playing without a break.

There's a power cut in the entire city

hut it will he restored soon enough.

We regret the inconvenience caused.

But there's electricity

at our neighbor's home.

Uncle, they have an inverter,

you should also buy one.

And just not these

good for nothing boys...

'...hul, lhe entire neighborhood

is a fan of her break dance.

Any wedding when the DJ starts,

'...Billi's feel start

lapping on its own.

"Munni your anklel...

linkles with the heal."

"Munni your bracelet...

sparkles like diamond."

"Munn | ... Munnl...

"Munni your anklel...

linkles with the heal."

"Munni your bracelet...

sparkles like diamond."

"Boy's can never lake

their eyes off your balcony..."

"...and lry to sway like you do."

"Your waist twists..."

"Your waist twists like this..."

"Your waist twists..."

"Your waist twists like this..."

"Mischievous eyes, vivacious body."

"When she sways, even stars

come out to play."

"Bachelors can't stop falling

in love with her altitude."

"People can't slop raving

about her grace."

"Boy's can never lake

their eyes off your balcony..."

"...and lry to sway like you do."

"Your waist twists..."

"Your waist twists like this..."

"Your waist twists..."

"Your waist twists like this..."

"Twist!"

"Your waist twists like this..."

Aarush, have a sweet.

No aunly, I don't eat sweets.

Why don't both of you

speak in private, son?

Okay Aunly.

Gomspeak to him.

Go.

Our daughter Bitti works at the

Electricity board's Complaint Department.

The Complaint Department gets

hundreds of complaints every day.

But, not a single complaint

against our daughter Bitti.

ll occasionally happens in parties...

...olherwise, I don't drink.

I just wanted to ask you one question.

Ask.

Are you a...

Are you... a virgin?

Virgin"?

Are you?

It doesn't matter...

But, it does matter

whether you are or not!

No, I'm not! Now?

So many boys have mel her,

but they all rejected her.

There must he something

wrong with our girl.

If I lry talking to her,

she gels angry.

And you don't know how to.

- What do I do?

This is entirely your fault.

She behaves like a guy.

We should've had a boy instead.

Now where are you going?

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