Barbie in a Christmas Carol Page #4

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Not a ghost?

I am floating two feet off the ground.

How much ghostlier do you want me to be?

Stop that. What are you doing?

So, what's holding you up, hmm? Wires?

(EXCLAIMS)

Whatever it is, it's a good trick.

(AUNT MARIE GASPS)

This is the last time I visit you from beyond,

I can promise you that.

The real Aunt Marie

would never say she was wrong.

She raised me perfectly to be a star.

I raised you to be a perfectly selfish ninny!

But now, I have the chance to make it right.

I'm sending you three spirits tonight.

Listen to them, Eden.

If you're lucky,

they'll help you change your life

before you end up like me.

Now!

(YELLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS)

And you can tell everyone

at the Gad's Hill who sent you here

that they're all fired.

(EXCLAIMS)

Chuzzlewit?

(PANTING)

But what happened to...

Strange.

(CHIMING)

(CHUZZLEWIT SNORING)

Chuzzlewit. Chuzzlewit, it's not morning.

Oh, stop it, Chuzzlewit, you're going outside.

(GROANS)

Oh, I had the strangest dream last night.

Really? I'd love to hear all about it.

(SCREAMS)

Who are you?

Why, the Spirit of Christmas Past, of course.

Didn't your Aunt Marie

tell you I was coming?

Ha-ha!

My Aunt Marie?

(GASPS)

Oh, you have a kitty.

(YELPING)

Ooh, you are just the cutest thing.

(COOING)

Is this another nightmare?

(LAUGHS) No, silly.

I've come to take you to...

(YELPS)

(STAMMERING) Where did I put that note?

(LAUGHS)

No, no.

Ah! A-ha! To your girlhood Christmas.

(GIGGLING) What fun!

My girlhood?

Oh, I don't think that's such a good...

(GASPS)

Toodle-oo and don't be slow.

It's off to your Christmas past we go!

CHRISTMAS PAST:
Off we go then.

(EDEN SCREAMS)

(MEOWING)

(EXCLAIMS)

EDEN:
Chuzzlewit?

Oh! The kitty-witty is afraid

we're not gonna take him.

Come on, kitty-witty, it's okay. Just hold on.

I don't think that's what he is trying to...

(BOTH SCREAM)

(YELPS)

Okay.

So, I didn't want to say anything at first,

(GIGGLING)

But I have to tell you,

I'm a huge fan of yours,

maybe the hugest. And I just love your voice,

especially when you sing Christmas carols.

Oh, I was like... I mean... It was like...

(STAMMERING)

Heavenly chimes, that's what it is.

Oh, and it's such an honour to... Oh!

I'm sorry.

Is it odd for you that I'm such a huge fan?

That's not the part that's odd for me.

- Hold on.

- What? Why?

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(EDEN GROANS)

Oh! I think.

Something's not right.

We were supposed to get here at Christmas.

Oh! I must've miscalibrated.

(GRUNTING)

No. This is right.

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