Barbarella

It's a wonder...

...Wonder Woman...

You're so wild and wonderful

'Cause it seems whenever...

...we're together...

...the planets all stand still.

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Barbarella's psychedelia...

...there's a kind of cockle shell

about you.

Barbarella... Bar...Barbarella.

You dazzle me with rainbow

colors...

Fade away the duller shade

of living...

Get me up high...

Teach me to fly...

Electrify...

A night with starry light...

...above the stratosphere.

Bring your dearness near

Till the dawn comes tumbling down

Don't make a sound.

Every word we need

comes from the sky.

Can't you read my mind

Sayin' love

Don't you give me a cold shoulder

Still I'm dying, girl, to hold you

And make love...

...love...

Barbarella's psychedelia...

...never can a fella name

or clone you...

Barbarella Bar...Barbarella

Stand by for a message

from Dianthus...

...President of Earth and

Rotating Premier of the Sun System.

- Barbarella?

- Mr. President.

- Love!

- Love!

Just a minute.

I'll slip something on.

Don't trouble yourself..

This is an affair of state.

What I must say not only is grave...

It's a secret.

A secret?

Have you ever heard of a young

scientist named Duran Duran?

- Yes.

- Recently en route to the North Star...

...he vanished into

the uncharted regions of Tau Ceti.

But... why is that a secret?

Because Duran Duran is the inventor

of the Positronic Ray.

- It's a weapon.

- Weapon?

Why would anyone want

to invent a weapon?

How should I know?

The universe has been

pacified for centuries, sir.

As far as we know. Yet we know

nothing of Tau Ceti or its inhabitants.

Could they still be in a primitive

state of neurotic irresponsibility?.

Precisely. And if they learn

from this young scientist...

...the secret of the Positronic Ray...

...they will be able to shatter

the loving union of the universe.

- That might mean archaic insecurity...

- And war.

- You mean selfish competition and...

- I mean war.

- Bloody conflict among entire tribes.

- I don't believe it.

Neither do I.

But we can't take a chance.

- Something must be done.

- Yes. You're the girl who must do it.

- Why me?

- I have no armies or police.

I can't spare the presidential band.

Plus, you're a 5-star Astro-Navigatrix.

Your mission then:

Find Duran Duran...

...and use your incomparable talents

to preserve the security of the stars...

...and our own motherplanet.

How do you read me?

- Straight.

- Here's the one known photo of Duran.

Age 26. Hazel eyes.

A rather handsome fellow.

I don't think I'll be able

to recognize him, sir.

Now, this is a

portable brainwave detector.

Attention...

Set your atom transmitter at 0-3-5.

- Positive.

- Object in transit.

Object received.

In order to test for Duran Duran's

presence, simply press this contact.

- Light will glow. The alarm will sound.

- It has a built-in tongue box.

Here is something you may need.

- It's a weapon?

- For self-preservation.

We borrowed it from

the Museum of Conflict.

That's my good girl.

One day, Barbarella...

...we must meet in the flesh.

Thankyou. And... Iove!

Love!

Armed... Like a naked savage.

Alpha 7 to Base... Alpha 7 to Base.

We leave the Zone of Solar Attraction

in 7 minutes. Acknowledge.

Base to Alpha 7. Acknowledge.

Prepare for acceleration

into temporal space.

Acceleration into temporal space...

Continuum now beginning.

Alphy, when do we get to

the Tau Ceti gravitational field?

elapses Earth Time.

Right.

- Wake me up in 154 hours.

- Confirmed.

- Good night, Alphy.

- Confirmed.

De-acceleration looks in line...

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