Bangistan Page #4

Untouched and full of grace!

Patience, my boy... Or I myself will reach heaven...

For this glorious mission I have chosen...

Me, Abbajaan, pick me!

Hafeez bin Ali!

At your service!

Jai Maa ka Dal! Jai Maa ka Dal!

I have picked Hafeez after careful consideration

He speaks English and talks to foreigners everyday...

And behold his beard! Longer than anyone else's.

Will the bomb be in his beard? I'll show you who's is longer, come here!

Idiot!

Hafeez will handle the job. Right, my son?

Yes, Abba.

Here, Hafeez...

The Brits compiled these about...

The lives of the enemy two hundred years ago.

Abba, if I'm not mistaken... Shouldn't we read the Quran at such a time?

This is known as 'taqiyya', my son...

Which means that in times of grave danger...

To defeat the enemy you must become him.

But at the conference you will blow up the bomb as a...

sincere Muslim.

I won't become an engineer, I won't become a dentist.

Mom I promise you I will become a terrorist.

Friends and brothers; I will kill everyone

I have the faith and a strong belief.

Revolution, revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Revolution, revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Stanza 16:
Love and kindness to all living beings...

2:
224: Peace and forgiveness to everyone...

I have just one aim. Complete mayhem.

Every terrorist is my role model.

Terrorists always win, history is witness.

I have the faith and a strong belief.

Revolution, revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Revolution, Revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Praveen, what is all this?

You have to spread our ideology... But you are losing your own identity!

Fooled you, didn't I Guruji? Mama Mareech!

Mama Mareech?

Haven't you read the Ramayana?

Mareech mama used such great makeup to...

Change into a deer and alter the course of the Ramayana!

Similarly, I will change myself and cheat the enemy...

This is known as method acting!

Even if I'm caught before the mission is complete...

No one will suspect you and Maa ka Dal will be safe.

Then, once the stage is coloured with blood...

Drop the curtains, dim the light bulbs...

I will have won my Academy Award.

Live long, my boy, live long!

I told you!

Dark days and black nights. That's all we'll see.

We will quell the enemy.

Rivers of blood will quench this infinite thirst.

I have the faith and a strong belief.

Revolution, revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Revolution, Revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Revolution, revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

Revolution, Revolution...

I will bring revolution on my last day.

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