Bang the Drum Slowly Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1973
- 96 min
- 446 Views
Will you go sell insurance?
You don't know a soul on Earth
to sell insurance to
outside of ball players.
Will you sell insurance
to other insurance agents, huh?
And where will you find
people with money,
with the language you speak?
Henry, I hardly ever
even saw you wear a necktie.
Bradley...
shut up, will you?
Go get me a Coke.
What's up between you two,
Arthur?
What are you, a couple
of fairies, or something?
That can't be.
It's been a long time since I
run across fairies in baseball.
Jesus.
This is too much for me.
Oh, you'll understand it
sometime.
When?
Oh, I don't know,
maybe soon, maybe not.
Oh, I'll certainly be hanging
from my thumb, waiting to hear.
Christ Almighty, I've seen you
on days when you hated Pearson
when you ate him out as bad
as I myself ever ate him out.
I saw you once get up
from the table and walk away.
Well, that could be
love as well as hate.
It ain't love.
I didn't mean fairy love.
I remember one time
you come storming
into my office.
You caught him pissing
in the sink in Pittsburgh.
Cleveland.
Urinating.
Does this clause go on
forever? Hmm?
I have four catchers.
I have a catcher that's sold
on the sauce
and a Black catcher
that cannot hit
and a motorcycle catcher,
wild and crazy
and Pearson,
who's just plumb dumb.
I'd give both my right eyes
for Sam Mott of Cincinnati
but Cincinnati wants Arthur
and I can't give Arthur
or if I give you, I must have
Scutter or Faulkland
which the son of a b*tches
won't give me
eXcept for all
my right-hand power.
I could spare
my right-hand hitting
if I got Diel with Pittsburgh
but Pittsburgh wants Arthur
to Cincinnati
on paper for Sam Mott.
So...
I must play my old catcher
on days when
days when my hitting is hitting
and play my motorcycle catcher
on days he ever comes
to his senses...
which so far, he's given me
I'll ship him down
to Queen City
and see if they can talk him
off his motorcycle.
We must never have another
motorcycle in camp!
I've been trying for days
to get some sleep.
You know, when I stop
I'm liable to wind up using
my plumb dumb catcher
more and more.
Some day you'll understand.
That's too much to ask.
All right.
I will agree to the clause.
I've never done
such a thing before
and I wouldn't do it now...
eXcept there's a look
in your eye
that tells me I've got to.
Oh, Bruce.
- Yeah.
- Bye.
Have a good trip, okay?
Okay, I will.
Thank you.
- Hey, Holly? Holly.
- What?
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