Band Baaja Baaraat Page #4

Barbers organise weddings.

In small towns like saharanpur...

In Delhi it's a big business.

Be it recession or inflation

people will still get married.

People invest millions in weddings.

100 percent profit...

Oh silly...

Our boys don't do girls' jobs.

Now that your curiosity

about college is over...

Come home and manage the farm,

like everyone else.

I'll kill myself but i

won't chop sugar canes.

No one can die jumping

off the first floor...

You're good at nothing,

neither suicide nor business.

And listen...

Once the sugarcane catches blight,

it's cut off and thrown away.

You are a cane with blight.

You are no good to me now.

When you run out of

money then catch a bus home.

This is the fare...

Don't spend it.

Come on, sonu.

You...

So Mr. blighted cane...

What're you going to do now?

Dude, while bullshitting to dad,

i hit upon a brilliant idea.

I am gonna make a

partnership with miss janak puri.

You want to be a wedding planner?

I thought you were just

deflecting your father.

Why? What's the problem?

The turn over is in thousands,

recession or inflation.

Shruti kakkar will kill you.

Only if I hit on her.

I am not interested in her

and nor is she in me...

A partnership is

all I am asking for.

Shaadi mubarak is her idea...

Why will she make you her partner?

Why won't she?

You think she won't?

Laugh freely, or

don't laugh at all,

what sort of a laugh is that?

Did you smell the perfume?

It's horrible...

They bathe in it...

If you sit next to them you

can't enjoy the smell of the bread.

But your business idea...

It's great...

Shaadi mubarak.

When are you starting?

It's started.

I have to reach chanda

narang's office in an hour.

Her son's wedding?

Oh no...

Chanda narang is the superstar, like

sharukh Khan, of wedding planning.

I'll train with her for

some time and then...

My own company.

Well...

I too have a

brilliant business plan.

It's a bit complicated though.

First this and then that...

So I was wondering, till

mine comes in line...

Why don't I join your

shaadi mubarak as a partner?

I don't want any

partnership complications.

Such a big business...

Turnover of thousands...

How will you run it by yourself?

I have handled so

many weddings on my own.

I don't have any

business idea, dude.

I know.

If I don't find a job

or business here...

Then my dad will take me back

to the village to chop canes.

Please save me from the sugarcane.

Please make me your partner.

No.

You just bring all

the brilliant ideas...

And leave the running around to me.

I spent all night making

the DVD. You are my friend.

Today you say friend,

tomorrow you will say I love you.

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