Baked in Brooklyn Page #4
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and I'll get to, like,
live--capital L--
in a way I haven't before.
Plus, I'll have stuff
to write about,
which would be cool
in that I want to be a writer.
It's honestly kind of perfect,
right?
- I don't know.
- But, like,
here's the main thing:
my chances
like, relatively slim, right,
which, you know,
is maybe f***ed up,
but it's true
statistically speaking.
It's totally true.
- I mean, like--
- And I hate smoking weed,
so it's not like I'll smoke
all my product or something.
- Oh, boy.
- And you will be
on a very specific ration,
so you also will not smoke
all of my product.
[laughs]
Seriously though,
anything I would want to get
is, like,
totally impossible right now.
- I don't believe that
for two seconds.
- Well, if you play
your cards right
and earn it, maybe
you'll get a discount.
- I know how to earn it.
- Oh, yeah?
- I know exactly how to earn it.
[tense music]
- They're here.
- Hi, David Shapiro.
David.
Hey, how's it going?
So, like, are you guys
pretty busy today with deals?
- What do you need?
- How much is an ounce?
- 370.
- Okay, then I guess let me
get...
2 ounces.
Is there a bulk discount?
- Two isn't bulk, B.
[both speaking Spanish]
Si.
[speaks Spanish]
[siren wailing in distance]
- I wish I had, like, a button
a tumbleweed roll by,
you know, like in situations
where nothing else is happening.
Oh, what was the strain called?
- Green Kush.
- Green Kush, okay.
Do you have any other strains?
- Not at the moment.
- Is there a time of year
that weed is in season
and it costs less?
- Is this kid for real?
- You know, when you buy
different vegetables
at different times of the year,
they cost different amounts
because they go in and out
of season, you know?
- Bruto, weed isn't a vegetable.
Doesn't work that way.
[both speak Spanish]
David, I'd like
And it's not because I like you
or because I think you're cute,
but solely because
the more customers
that buy from me,
the better it is for me.
But I got this feeling
that you're not gonna
be my customer for that long,
so I need you to listen.
You need to shut the f*** up.
You need to keep your mouth
closed and shut the f*** up.
I know that you're gonna
be selling to people,
and you're gonna just
be telling your life story,
but you need to cut
that sh*t out right now,
or you're gonna get popped.
And stop smiling like you're
in a motherfucking day care,
or I'll rob you.
The only reason I'm not
robbing you right now
is because of her,
and I'll probably make more
off of you in the long run
than I can take off
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