Bader Zamalano the show The visitor

Season #1 Episode #4

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INT. KITCHEN - DAY

Bader and Caleb are sitting at the dining table, sorting through the fan mail that arrived that day.

BADER:
(excitedly) Caleb, we got a package!

CALEB:
(gasped)

They hurry to the kitchen counter and notice a large, unmarked box lying there.

CALEB:
what is it?

BADER:
(worriedly) please don’t be rabies

Caleb pokes at the box with his finger and suddenly, a human rolls out and lands on the floor. Bader and Caleb jump back in fear.

CALEB:
(skeptical) Woah, is it alive?

Suddenly, the human hatches open, and a man pops out from inside.

MAN:
hello people of China

Caleb and bader jumped in surprise

MAN:
this is China right? I’m supposed to be sent to China?

BADER:
wha

MAN:
oh sorry I was speaking English (speaking fake Chinese)

CALEB:
(impatiently) no you idiot we speak English who are you

MAN:
(offended) well that’s a little rude you know whenever I meet another English person they were always extremely rude

CALEB:
(rolling his eyes) Not rude, just straight forward. And who are you supposed to be, anyways?

MAN:
(realizing his mistake) Oh, sorry. My name is Charlie, and I’m a vlogger.

BADER:
(curiously) A vlogger?

CHARLIE:
(excitedly) You know, I travel around the world and make videos about all the cool and impressive things I see. It’s what I do.

CALEB:
(impressed) That does sound pretty cool.

BADER:
(inquisitively) So where are you supposed to be going?

CHARLIE:
(sadly) I’m supposed to be in China. Because There’s this guy there who can supposedly make cheese out of thin air, and I really wanted to see it.

BADER:
(confidently) Oh, I can make cheese out of thin air!

CHARLIE:
(skeptical) What? That’s not possible.

Bader raises a hand towards the camera, and with a flick of his wrist, a plate of freshly made cheese appears on it.

BADER:
look left back at me there’s now cheese

CHARLIE:
(amazed) Woah! How did you do that?

BADER:
(proudly) It’s just a simple trick. I learned it from my grandma.

CHARLIE:
(decisively) I think I’m going to stay here for a while. Do you guys have a spare room I can crash in?

CALEB:
(uncomfortably) Uh, we don’t really have a guest room. But you can stay on the couch for a bit, I guess.

BADER:
(excitedly) Yay! We have a new guest!

Caleb tries to warn him about the cheese, but Charlie ignores him. Charlie takes a bite and falls to the ground and dies.

CALEB:
(yelling) Oh my God, you killed the famous vlogger

BADER:
(panicking) I killed him? No no no

CALEB:
it’s OK it was an accident

BADER:
yeah an accident I didn’t even do anything he just walked in here and died

Caleb suggests that they get rid of Charlie’s body by pushing him off the counter. Bader goes along with it, and they push his body down.

Caleb declares that Charlie is no longer their problem.

BADER:
(confused), did that really happen?

CALEB:
did what just happened?.

BADER:
that

CALEB:
(angry) did what just happened?

Bader starts to realize that he might have gone too far with the cheese, and starts to feel guilty.

BADER:
(in his mind)

You just killed someone I want some cake people hate you did someone say cake? Killer I could really look forward to some cake right now murderer

BADER:
(yelling) Oh my God, I just killed someone…

Cut to Bader waking up in his bed, realizing it was all just a dream.

INT. BADER’S BEDROOM - DAY

Bader gets up and turns on his computer. He sees that Charlie’s video has reached 1 million subscribers.

BADER:
(typing) Last night you came into my dream and died. I hate you…

Suddenly, Charlie appears on the computer screen.

CHARLIE (upset):
Well, that’s not very nice, is it. After all we’ve been through.

Bader jumps away from his computer in fear.

FADE OUT.

THE END.

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