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[mist whooshes] [loon calls] [mysterious music] - Or crying, or worse,

and you know, I mean, that's when I knew

I had to end things with her. You know?

So cut to five months later. I moved out, right? Same woman I broke up with shows up

at my door wearing heels and not much else, Dr. Jen. - And was this visit expected? - Hell, no. I mean, my new girlfriend, also an ex now,

opened the door. Yeah. She opened the door

to my admittedly hot, nearly nude ex-girlfriend. The thing is, Dr. Jen, I can't seem the find

the whole package. - I mean, being clear

on what you want is gonna help to figure out what is gonna fit into your life and what isn't. Look, let's try this. Why don't you tell me, what are the traits

of your perfect person? You know, what is she like? What does she look like? - Well, she's got to be smart,

educated, have a successful career

of her own. You know, actually, Dr. Jen,

now that I think of it, you are what I'm looking for. You're together. You're a relationship expert. You are the whole package. Hey, how about dinner sometime? - Kyle, I am--I'm so flattered,

and thank you so much. But I'm taken. I do wish you so much luck

in this quest, and remember, you create

the love that you deserve. Up next, we have

Lilith on line six. Hello, Lilith. - I'm here. - My screener said you had

a question about siblings. - That's right.

But why would I ask you? You think you're such an expert? A little birdie told me

your family's a total mess. Isn't that right? - You know, the family dynamic

is complex, mine included. It's how you handle these

situations that really matter. - Why don't you

talk about deadbeat dads or moms with endless streams

of boyfriends? Or how about commitment-phobic

career women? Huh? Huh?

[chuckles] - You sound

really angry, Lilith. - You think you're some expert. Well, you're no expert.

You're just a fake. You're a fake! Fake-- [switch clicks,

audio cuts off abruptly] - This is the Dr. Jen show, and we'll be back

right after this. - [grunts] - It's for my mom, Georgina.

- Aww. - So is it true you're

working on another book? - Yes.

It comes out this Christmas. - Is there anything you could

tell us about it? - I can't say too much quite

yet, but if you keep listening, I promise there'll be

some sneak-peeks. - Oh, we will.

- Thank you. Nice to meet you guys. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. Thank you. - Thanks, Dr. Jen.

- Hey, look. - It's so good. - You're a liar.

- Oh, my-- - You're a fake.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa whoa--what

do you think you're doing? - I hate--let me go.

Let me go. - What do you think

you're doing? - You're a fake.

You're a fake. You're a fake!

I hate you! Let me go. - Hey, chill, chill, chill,

chill, chill. - I hate you.

I hate you. [indistinct police radio

chatter] - All right, we're taking her in

to process and arrest. - No, no, no. But why does

she have to be arrested? - It was an assault. Witnesses--

- Right. But I'm not pressing

criminal charges. - Jen, why not? She's dangerous.

She might hurt somebody else. - She assaulted you.

- She needs mental care, not to be caged up

like an animal. - You got no say over me,

bitch. - She seems like

a total nut job, Jen. - [sighs] She's my sister, Gail. - Wait.

That's Cassie? - She needs psychiatric care. - It's your call, doctor.

- You can't do this to me. What about my girls? What's gonna happen to my girls? - I'll make arrangements with

social services, get my nieces. They can stay with me. I'm next of kin. Thank you so much

for everything. - Absolutely.

- Thank you. [mysterious music] - Ah, hello.

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