Bad Taste Page #2
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- 1987
- 91 min
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Oh, bugger it!
Well, looks as if it's time|for the old count of ten.
One...
Two...
Three...
Six...
Seven, eight...
Nine...
Ten.
Derek!
Derek!
Derek!
Come in, Derek!
What?
Oh, jeez!
Oh, I should have expected that.
- Derek!|- All right!
Quickly, Derek!
Come on!
Jeez, Barry, you've got|awful timing. What?
Just listen to me.|You've got to get out of there fast!
Five of those blue-shirted freaks|are coming up.
They heard their mate screaming.
Get out of there fast, Derek.
I can't do that.|I'm a Derek.
Dereks don't run.
Well, get up a tree or something.
Yeah, look, don't worry.|I've taken precautions.
Oh, sh*t!
Sh*t!
Bastards!
Eat lead, sucker!
Mummy!
I think this is going a little bit|over the top, Ozzy.
Nah, this'll do the trick.|Nobody'll be coming up this road.
But the nearest nuclear|reactor's in America.
But it could have been an explosion on|one of those Springbok warships.
Frank!|Ozzy!
Frank! Ozzy!|Come in!
Yeah, what is it, Barry?
Jeez, you guys,|we're in trouble this time.
It's really hit the fan.
Derek's wiped out|five of these alien jokers.
The place is like a bloody abattoir.
Where's Derek now?
Well, he's...|he's turned his toes up, guys.
Took a dive off the bloody cliff.
He's popped his rivets.
Poor Derek!
Who's going to look after|his aviary now?
Yeah, birds were the only thing|he could relate to.
Right, we'll be there|in about fifteen minutes.
No, I think it'll be best|if you stay where you are.
Just get the car off the road|until I call you back.
I'm going to head off in the direction|that alien joker was going...
He must have been going|somewhere.
They've probably got a base|up there or something.
They don't need a base.|They beam down from their spaceship.
Well, maybe they haven't seen|Star Trek, Ozzy.
Come on!
Sh*t!
Bye, bye!
That's my overtime up to date.|Here, do you want to do yours?
Hey, Frank!
Yeah, what is it, Barry?
Where exactly are you two?
About five miles from Kaihoro.
Yeah, well, just stay put.
I think I might have spotted something|and I'm moving in closer.
Finished, Oz?
Oh, sh*t!
Your phone...|Could I use your phone?
I was just... I was...
We've got trouble.
Good one!
Right, we're on our way.
I suppose you're wondering|why you're soaking...
in Reg's eleven|secret herbs and spices.
Tomorrow we're having you|for lunch.
You are the exotic|new taste sensation.
Human flesh is it!
You're going to be the first bit of meat|that we've had a chance...
to get our teeth into|since we arrived.
So we're going to treat ourselves|to a feast...
with you as the main course.
We'd better leave|so he can get some sleep.
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