Bad Moms Page #4
The bake sale.
Is this a joke?
Now, this is a list
of the toxic ingredients
that are absolutely banned
from the bake sale.
No BPA,
no MSG, no BHA, no BHT.
Plus no soy, no sesame,
and, of course, no nuts
or eggs or milk or butter
or salt or sugar or wheat.
Okay?
Sorry, what ingredients
can we use?
Anyway, I will be putting together...
Thank you.
...a special bake
sale police force
that will monitor the food. That
will destroy any offensive treats
and prosecute
the wrongdoers.
Yes.
So who will be
my first volunteer
for the bake sale
police force?
I think we're gonna
have Amy Mitchell!
What?
That's what you get
for being late, sweetie.
No.
(ALL GASP)
(CHUCKLES)
What's that now?
I've had a really long day.
I have been
bruised and burned,
knocked unconscious.
I screwed up my daughter's
first day at soccer
and I hand-searched
my son's poo for a pen cap
and my poor dog
has vertigo.
I mean, who knew that that was
even a real thing, you guys?
God, I'm drowning
at work
and my boss
is a f***ing moron
and... (CHUCKLES)
Three hours ago
I may or may not
have committed
a felony hit-and-run.
(GASPING)
I can't do this anymore.
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
I quit.
(INDISTINCT MURMURS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, what can I get ya?
Oh, Scotch.
Oh, hey, I know you.
You're that chick that always
picks up my kid from school
when I forget/don't
want to.
Amy Mitchell. Yeah, Carla.
Carla Dunkler.
Jesus, you look like
a bag of d*cks.
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
Hi.
I'm really sorry to interrupt,
but, um, I just have to tell you,
what you did back there
was amazing.
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
It's Kiki, right?
Yes.
She knows my name.
(STUTTERS)
I feel like
Beyonc Knowles.
Why don't you sit down
and have a drink with us?
What do you mean "us"? Honey, I
was just sitting here by myself.
I would love to,
but I can't.
I have to go to
the grocery store
and then I have to go home and
clean out my son's hamster cage,
'cause he gets so
mad when I forget.
Have a drink, Kiki.
Okay, yeah.
Okay. Yes, I'd like
an apple juice.
Why don't you
have this instead?
Excuse me?
(LAUGHING)
Oh, do you know what my
favorite mom fantasy is?
What?
Uh-oh.
Having a quiet
breakfast by myself.
Oh! That is so hot!
Oh!
Sounds glorious.
Oh.
(SIGHS) Sometimes when I'm
driving all by myself,
I have this fantasy that
I get into a car crash.
Not a big one with fire and explosions,
but just like a little one.
But I do get injured
and I get to go to the
hospital for two weeks
and I sleep all day and I eat
Jell-O and I watch so much TV
and it's all
covered by my insurance.
My kids bring me balloons, and
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