Bad Boy Bubby Page #4
How the f*** we're
going to pay for the hall,
if you let all the people
walk out without paying!
Jesus f***ing Christ!
Is that the lot?
- I've nothing.
- I've nothing.
What about you, hold-out?
Is that it?
Try the other pocket, mate,
we saw you tried that one before.
Nothing!
Never anything.
How about you?
Got any money?
Sure...
Search him.
Money! Do you have any money?
I ain't got enough money
to keep buying you milk!
So take that, mate!
Shut up!
Well, if that's all there is...
...we're stuffed.
Yeah! We're stuffed.
- Christ!
- Hilarious...
No money, no girls...
It's enough to make you puke!
And where's that f***ing
smell coming from?!
Your f***ing feet!
F*** that f***ing smell!
What about the f***ing money?
Hurry up, Bubby! We're
in the middle of a crisis!
- Settle!
- It's okay, mate.
CLINGWRAP KILLER
- That be Mum!
- What?
That be Pop!
Them be Mum and Pop!
What?
Is that your mother?
Bubby Mum!
And your father?
- What do you reckon...
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
Ah, wouldn't be him!
Big sh*t!
It wouldn't!
- I don't know...
- It says there's a reward!
Fifty thousand bucks!
Take a look at this!
- What is this...
- Aah, sh*t!
- Christ!
- F***!
That be Kat!
No, it was a cat.
Jesus...
- Eer...
- It is him!
- It has to be!
- Fifty grand!
Oh, f***...
Alright, he's harmless!
- Tell that to the cat.
- He can stay in your bed tonight.
Jesus, Bubby, take
that cat outside, will you?
Just take it
outside for a while.
Don't go too far, okay?
Okay.
Bring us back some
money or something!
Okay!
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...
Jesus f***ing Christ!
Get that f***ing thing out of
here, you mad bastard! What...?
I don't like f***ing smart c*nts!
Well...
If that's all there is...
...we're stuffed.
Ah, f***ing racket!
Yeah, they're probably after him.
Oh, sh*t.
- What're we gonna do now?
- We're gonna go to jail!
I can feel it!
We're going to go to jail!
- Bullshit!
- Shut up!
Look! Look...!
Let's just put these on.
More trouble
that he's worth.
You just take care
of that money.
It's alright, Bubby.
#Tell you a story
#that's sad but true
#Tell you a story
#about you know who
#A boy called Bubby
#sitting right over there
#Bad Boy Bubby
#with the wild, crazy hair...
Bad Boy Bubby...
#Oh, yeah!
Bad boy...
#Bad Boy Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues
#Got them? Bad Boy Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues...
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues
#from my head right to my shoes...
#Well, we met him
#when we were touring in '53
#Well, that's not true
#but it rhymes with Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby
#Bad Boy Bubby Blues...
He's a classic, isn't he?
You don't own
a cat, do you, Dan?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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