Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Page #3

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l don't know how to say this, but...

Mel and l simply could not come to

an agreement on our wedding colors...

so we are breaking up.

Very sorry.

Everyone drive safe.

- [ Crowd Laughing ]

- Yes! Welcome back, buddy.

He was kid-- He was kidding.

- [ Stammers, Laughs ]

- Sorry, Mel.

lt's okay.

Anyway, uh, two short months ago...

l wandered into the Cleveland Museum

of Modern Art.

l was, of course, lost,

um, but then...

l laid eyes on the best exhibit

in the whole joint-- Mel.

- [ Crowd Sighs ]

- [ Scoffs ]

Uh, no, l know that two months

is an awfully short time to get engaged...

but, to be honest with you,

l was ready to propose on that first day.

So needless to say...

when Mel proposed, l said yes.

- [ Crowd Laughs ]

- l didn't want to give her time...

to change her mind,

so we have set a date.

On May 31 , one month from today...

you are all invited

to our open bar--

- Which will also feature

a wedding, but, you know--

- [ Laughing ]

All right, let's get drunk.

Hey, uh, Derek?

Why is your kid dropping a deuce

in that plant?

Jesus! Stop it! Bah! Bah!

Mmm.

[ Chuckles ]

Now, Abe, l've taken a look at the numbers

for last quarters.

l think we've got some dead weight.

Here, look.

Take a look at this.

- Hey, hey, fellas.

- [ Abe ] Ron, come in.

- Abe, you're a whiskey man, is that right?

- Absolutely.

All right, l got

something here for you.

What have we got here?

Mmm.

Oh, that's nice.

What is this?

Jameson's 30-year Private Reserve.

l'm half lrish, so l gotta support the motherland.

l brought you a bottle.

You're lrish?

My mother's from Galway.

Geez, it's gonna be great to get some

more lrish blood in the family here.

You know, Todd here is English,

but we try not to think about that.

[ Laughs ]

- You like Cubans?

- Uh, yes.

- Thank you.

- From what I understand, Ron...

you're a, uh--you're a numbers man.

Yes, sir.

l'm a financial consultant.

l started out as a numbers man.

ln fact, Ron, you remind me a lot of myself

when l was a young man.

We can always use more numbers men

in the company.

You know, it's overrun now with

too many goddamn lawyers.

No offense, Todd.

After all, it is a family business.

Well, uh, thank you, sir.

lt's a very generous offer.

No, no, no. Abe.

You call me Abe.

Looks like you need a refill.

Todd!

- Yes, sir?

- Let's go find that bottle of yours, huh?

- Take care of that, would you?

- [ Hisses ]

So, Ron, have you heard the one about the

horny jockey and the Venezuelan stable boy?

[ Ron Laughs ]

No, but it sounds painful.

lt's been a great

couple of months...

and l can honestly say

that you are the best two interns...

we have ever had here.

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