Baby Geniuses

Synopsis: Dr. Elena Kinder and Dr. Heap work for BABYCO, the world's leading manufacturer in baby products. What the public doesn't know, however, is that Dr. Kinder and Dr. Heap are secretly working on cracking the code to "baby talk" which is actually a highly sophisticated language which allows babies to communicate the knowledge of the secrets of the universe with which they are born. Problems arise when Sly, the smartest of the babies, escapes from the lab and unites the babies of the outside world to help free the babies trapped in the lab. Kinder and Heap must find Sly before it is too late.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Family
Director(s): Bob Clark
Production: TriStar Pictures
  1 win & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

He's out.

What do you mean?

Sylvester. He's escaped.


Maximum alert.

Damn it!

He's been spotted on the mezzanine.

Secure perimeters.

Alert topside. Initiate probers. Move!

Move! Move!

He's exiting the building. Move out.

There he is. Nail him.

He's heading for the maze.

We've got him.

Cut him off!

Toward the fountain.

There he goes. He's headed back.

Coming back, toward the fountain.

He's approaching the fountain.

Seal him off.

We've got him.

Be careful. He's dangerous.

There's nowhere to go, Sly.

Give it up.



The rest of you, come with me.

Check the perimeters.

Nice try, pal.

Take him.

Stop him!

That'll be quite enough, Sylvester.

There you are, doc.

He nearly made it this time.

Tomorrow you will explain how

a mere toddler manages to escape...

...from a laboratory

25 stories below ground.

What kind of kids you breeding?

Nearly blew us away with karate.


Once again we demonstrate

the superiority of the Kinder method.

Take him to the secret lab.

Operation Twincomp, access requested.

Analysing voiceprint.

Review proiect in summary form.

Twincomp... designed to prove the superiority

of the Kinder method of child rearing.

To accomplish this, two years ago,

twin brothers S ylvester and Whit...

...were born to a specially selected

surrogate mother.

Director of operations,

Dr. E lena Kinder, arranged...

...for Whit to be adopted

into the home of her niece...

...and her niece's husband,

Dr. Dan Bobbins.

Sly was placed in the Babyco

Hyper-Developmental Habitat... be raised under the guidance

of the Kinder method.

Summarize operational protocol.

/t is imperative for the integrity

of this experiment...

...that no one ever discover

that Sly and Whit are twins...

...especially the boys themselves.

A comparative evaluation of the boys

will occur by age 6... establish conclusively the

superiority of the Kinder method.

Updating experiment log.

Last night, Baby Sylvester made his way

up 25 stories, undetected...

...escaping from his habitat

in a secret lab.

Even though it now appears

that Sly cannot be controlled...

...Dr. Kinder will be pleased by this

display of skill and intelligence.

I, however, remain apprehensive.

Under the guidance of its chairman,

Dr. E lena Kinder...

...Baby Geniuses /nc.

and its parent company Babyco...

...are the world's largest manufacturer

of products for the baby.

Babyco is also a vital

charitable organization...

...which sponsors orphanages

in 10 countries around the globe.

The latest one dedicated iust a week

ago, right here in Pasadena.

Today we are deeper

in Dr. Kinder's debt...

...for the extraordinary gift.

Joyworld, the world's largest

indoor amusement park.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

the founder and CEO of Babyco... friend, Dr. Elena Kinder.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm gonna break out.

You can't get hives just because

your aunt comes into the room.

I can't help it. She starts lying.

I start breaking out.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all

for coming here today.

We at Babyco believe that babies

have a language of their own.

We're dedicated to proving it.

Our research in infant potentiality

is the model of the field.

But in the final analysis...

...the simple answer as to

why we do what we do is...

...we love babies.

Loves babies.

Loves money.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Let's have a party.

Welcome to Joyworld.

Look, it's a roller coaster!

So the park, of course,

will be free for all children.

But the money collected

from adults...

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Bob Clark

Benjamin "Bob" Clark (August 5, 1939 – April 4, 2007) was an American actor, director, screenwriter and producer best known for directing and writing the script with Jean Shepherd to the 1983 Christmas film A Christmas Story. Although he worked primarily in the United States, from 1973 to 1983 he worked in Canada and was responsible for some of the most successful films in Canadian film history such as Black Christmas (1974), Murder by Decree (1979), Tribute (1980), and Porky's (1982). more…

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