Baar Baar Dekho Page #2

-Good morning.

Greetings.

Hello.

-Hello, sir.

-This is for you.

Yes, no, no, I'm good.

Excuse me.

Hello, hi, hi.

Yeah, yeah, I need to go to the bathroom.

Just a second.

-Jai, son.

-Yes, aunt? Hello.

Jai, Jai, Jai.

How can I thank you for this?

Have you become a house husband here?

It's you who's marrying

and it's me who's gonna get laid.

These ladies are going crazy.

This marigold necklace

is making them lusty.

Who is it this time?

Suman.

Her body feels like that

of sister-in-law, Sarita's.

So you're Jai?

Congrats, I'm Suman, from Jaipur.

Suman.

-Recognize me?

-No.

How can you? You were this tiny back then.

And now, a wedding boy?

Oh, my, my.

Gyming and all?

Excuse me?

So, Tarun...

-Jai, will you have tea?

-No, thank you.

Hi.

This is too much, since morning--

What's 56 multiplied by 93?

God, kiss me.

Sister, mother is calling you.

Tell her I'm coming.

-Where were we?

-In this asylum.

What's this? Is it necessary?

Jai, it's our wedding.

And yes, it's necessary.

For me, for my family.

Instead of getting irritated,

just try and enjoy the moment.

Enjoy? It seems entire North India

has descended on our wedding.

And taken over the entire house,

where's the space to enjoy?

Why are you always focused on bad stuff?

It's a simple thing.

We love each other and today, right now,

we're happy.

Isn't that enough?

Just a second!

Shake up.

Shake it up.

-Jai is here.

-Jai is here.

-Jai, come here.

-Yes.

Just try this one on.

Yes, okay, hello.

No, but that one is so...

How about that?

-Hello?

-Hello, Jai, Dr. Ramamurthy speaking.

-Aunty, give me one minute.

-We read your paper.

On Vedic Mathematics.

You really like my thesis?

We want to offer you a fellowship

and a job of assistant professor.

The impact of Vedic Mathematics

on space travel.

Exactly, Jai. The answers

to the future lie in the past.

So, are you coming?

Diya, be careful.

Actually, sir, my wedding is in two days.

Why are you talking to me then?

Prepare for the wedding, we'll talk later.

Hey, so you admit defeat, rascal?

-Rascal, it's you?

-Rascal, it's me.

Raj.

-How are you?

-Good looking looking good.

-How was the flight?

-You don't feel much in first class.

I was in the lounge, not shopping

for cheap duty-free perfumes

like those NRIs of London.

-But you are an NRI from London.

-Jai!

-Jai!

-Hey, what's up?

How are you, mister?

How else might I be? You married

this jackass, I had to settle for Diya.

You never asked, so,

had to marry this jackass.

Oh, thank you.

What happened?

You're okay?

Actually, man, want these two days

to get over fast, my brain is fried.

Just the ceremony will end

after two days.

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