Avengers: Infinity War Page #3

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Doctor Strange:
Space. Reality. Power. Soul. Mind. And Time.

[Dr. Strange opens the Eye of Agamotto, revealing the Time Stone.]

Tony Stark:
Tell me his name again.

Bruce Banner:
Thanos. He’s a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki! The attack on New York, that’s him!

Tony Stark:
[Speaking to himself] This is him…What’s our timeline?

Bruce Banner:
No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe! If he gets his hands, on all six Stones, Tony…

Doctor Strange:
He can destroy life on a scale hither to undreamt of.

Tony Stark:
[Leans against a cauldron, stretching casually] Did you seriously just say “hither to undreamt of”?

Doctor Strange:
Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?

Tony Stark:
Is that what this is…?

[The Cloak of Levitation smacks Tony’s arm.]

Tony Stark:
[Looking offended] I’m going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don’t we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?

Doctor Strange:
No can do.

Wong:
We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone. With our lives.

Tony Stark:
And I swore off dairy, but then, Ben & Jerry’s named a flavor after me, so…

Doctor Strange:
Stark Raving Hazelnuts.

Tony Stark:
It’s not bad.

Doctor Strange:
A bit chalky.

Wong:
“A Hunka-Hulka Burning Fudge” is our favorite.

Bruce Banner:
That’s a thing?

Tony Stark:
Whatever. Point is: Things change.

Doctor Strange:
Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change. This Stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.

Tony Stark:
And still conversely, it may also be his best chance against us.

Doctor Strange:
Well, if we don’t do our jobs.

Tony Stark:
What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?

Doctor Strange:
Protecting your reality, douchebag.

Bruce Banner:
Okay, guys, can we quick cable this discussion right now? The fact is that we have the Stone. We know where it is. Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone, and we have to find him now.

Tony Stark:
[awkwardly] Yeah, that’s the thing.

Bruce Banner:
What do you mean?

Tony Stark:
Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He’s offline.

Bruce Banner:
What?! Tony, you lost another super bot?!

Tony Stark:
I didn’t lose him. He’s more than that. He’s evolving.

Doctor Strange:
Who could find Vision, then?

Tony Stark:
Sh*t. Probably Steve Rogers.

Doctor Strange:
[sighing in exasperation] Oh, great.

Tony Stark:
Maybe. But…

Bruce Banner:
[missing the events of Civil War] Call him.

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