Autumn in New York Page #2

You know what's wrong with people like

you? Too much sex. It melts the brain.

- Here we go.

- No worry about that around our house.

I'm on your side. I'm the good guy.

I'm sorry. I melt

at least 3 times a week.

- Is he lucky I'm offthe market or what?

- They wouldn't even look at him.

- You hear? They wouldn't look at you.

- You're going to do this, aren't you?

What is it with you two?

I smile at this girl, she bushes from

head to toe. Why would I do this?

Knock it off. You'd kill

to be in his place.

- Okay b*tch, I'm ready.

- Not me!

- Can we start with "good-morning"?

- My God, I'm so sorry. Who is this?

Guess.

- You?

- Iguess.

- Who'd you think it was?

- My friend, Simon.

He always callme the morning

after to... dish.

- Do you want to talk to my grandmother?

- No, I was calling you.

- You were?

- Igot this littleproblem.

I thought you could help me out. I got a

Benefiit coming up. One ofthose...

black tie worthy cause,

lousy foodkindofthing.

I'd like you to make a hat... for me.

Actually, not me, it's for my date.

I don't wear hats,

except to Yankee games.

The problem is that I don't know her hat

size and I don't want to ask her...

- because it's a surprise.

- Was it the woman you're with last night?

No.

Cause she had an

abnormally small head.

It might accountfor

the limited conversation.

I could always put in

an adjustable band.

- That'sperfect. Wonderful.

- It is risky doing it this way.

You can do it. Life rewards the

courageous few. You can do this.

Can you give me

a point of inspiration?

- Like what?

- Like an image. This hat is like...

Like the line ofa woman's hip.

- Okay.

- When can Ihave it?

- Let's say... two weeks.

- Great!

- I'llgiveyou till Thursday, 4 o'clock.

- Okay. Wow.

One other thing...

- you say "wow" an awful lot.

- I know.

You're a grown-up now.

- When is thatgoing to stop?

- Soon.

- I'll see you Thursday.

- Okay. Bye.

Wow.

- Mikey, howyou doing?

- Ican'tcomplain.

You're early, aren't you?

In this soup, you're

better safe than sorry.

- Will Keane?

- Visitor.

He's going to a fancy party tonight.

He's up on twenty-four.

I'll key the elevator for you.

Tony, this was notan ace

Parmesan from Froman's...

Tony, this was more like

a pepperino from Scarsdale...

Iknow the difference!

It's difference price.

- You're late.

- I know.

I'm so sorry. I tried to get a cab and

couldn't. I took the subway and...

Yeah, yeah, it's alright.

What's the point of being beautiful

if it isn't to keep men waiting.

In fact...

I'm disappointed. I was looking forward

to at least half-hour ofsuspense.

- I could leave and come back.

- Too late.

So, whaddya got?

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