Authors Anonymous Page #3

for Mrs. John k

butzin the fourth.

This my wall of America.

And in the center, of course,

is the man I admire

most in America.

Ya.

My special guy, John butzin.

Soon to become very rich.

Very famous.

Already very sexy.

Then maybe sigrid hagenguth

becomes Mrs. John k butzin. Ya?

Yeah. The people in the

group are great.

They're ok.

They can't write for sh*t.

I do pencil and paper.

Just old school-

She does, yeah.

Just I write down my ideas.

I mean I have a lot of things.

I'm juggling a lot

of stories right now.

One is-is about-one I

can't because I'm afraid of

like copyright infringement.

Yeah, that's a worry

that we have that if we

say our material-

If we say our ideas

yeah, is that

gonna be a problem?

Oh man, that's...

That's Richard broadwell.

Yeah, he's a fantastic writer.

He's, uh, written seven novels.

I gotta a couple of them here.

Yeah, right on top.

Babylon express is one.

Um, there's a couple

more in there somewhere.

Um, he's like Fitzgerald of

his generation, you know?

That prolific.

I'm the leader,

the group leader.

After all, getting

together was my idea.

They were all my patients.

That's how we met.

First one published

gets a free eye exam.

This is where I come

for inspiration.

I believe that every writer

needs to have a place

where they can have some

tranquility and peace

And solitude.

This is my place.

I'll come here and meditate.

I'll come here and

write in my journal.

This is where the

magic happens for me.

This is where I plan my

creative path for the day.

This is my walden pond.

Why did I form the group?

I wanted to help Colette.

Oh, I certainly enjoy the

creative process I do.

But Colette?

Writing is her dream.

And I'd do anything

for her because...

Because she's my dream.

My favorite author would

have to be Josie dediem.

Her writing sends shivers

down my spine sometimes.

Although, Joyce Carol oates

has been known to

bring me to actual orgasm.

Possible names for

future characters.

Anthony gilmore.

No, wait.

Anthony t. Gilmore.

Much better.

Fiona fox.

Slate McCoy. Fletcher peck.

And a man known simply as banjo.

That? Oh that's a picture of me.

Yes, thank you for noticing.

Yes, this a picture of me.

Me inspires I and

I inspires I...

Me.

I me.

"You only fail if

you stop writing."

Ray Brad... bury.

Tonight's the night

I'm asking Hannah out.

Yeah, I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. It's time.

I really like her, you know?

And she likes me.

I think.

I'm getting that vibe.

So, I'm doing it.

It's-it's time to

take action, so...

I'm gonna ask her out.

Hey meathead, how come we never

chow down at your quarters?

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