Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Page #2
EXT. CARNABY STREET
Two BAD GUYS attack Austin. He JUDO CHOPS them.
AUSTIN:
Judo chop! Judo chop!
The mob of girls catches up to Austin and he runs away.
EXT. PHONE BOOTH
Austin's in a phone booth with his back turned. The mob runs
by.
He steps out, disguised only by a beard.
EXT. GUARD STATION - LONDON - DAY
Austin is jiving down the street and comes across a stoned-
face red-coated BUCKINGHAM PALACE GUARD standing at attention
Austin mugs for the guard, trying to get him to crack up,
but to no avail. Finally, he pulls a big sixties FLOWER from
behind the guard's head and presents it to him. They both
crack up.
EXT. PHOTO BOOTH
The girls run by a Sixties-era photo booth with somebody
inside.
Austin steps out.
Panels 1-3 show Austin with various exotic MODELS. The fourth
panel shows Austin with the QUEEN.
EXT. CARNABY STREET
Austin spots a VERY PREGNANT HIPPY GIRL with a placard that
says "PROTEST!" in a funky font.
AUSTIN:
You might want to protest a bit louder
next time, luv.
The both laugh.
FULL SCREEN INSERT - AUSTIN'S PASSPORT
The passport opens. We see Austin's dour photo. Then he gives
an insane grin, showing his bad teeth. The page flips and we
see visa stamps from all the exotic places he's been.
Austin flips a coin into a BLIND MAN's cup. The blind man,
obviously sighted, moves the cup to catch the coin. Austin
wags his finger in a "oh, you" fashion, and then proceeds to
knee him the balls.
Austin is being chased around the corner by a GAGGLE OF
SCHOOLGIRLS.
After a moment, Austin returns from around the corner with a
baton, followed by a MARCHING BAND.
The schoolgirls pick up his trail again and he begins to
run.
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