Austin Found Page #3

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in Africa or somewhere,

I don't know, anyway,

the governor's gonna be there.

I just want to look really good

in case the cameras are rolling.

Anyway, I just keep going on

and on about me,

tell me about you.

What is going on?

How have you been?

Did you marry

that hot boyfriend of yours?

I swear I always thought

I was going to see you

on days of our lives

or something.

- Stop it.

- I did.

What are you

talking about Billy?

Oh, please, honey,

I outgrew all of that

when don came along.

He just walked in

and swept me off my feet.

I mean his business

was just blowing up,

so we moved to Austin.

Yeah, you know, he's a super

successful computer guy.

Well, then good for you

for doing these

little makeup jobs

and helping chip in.

Well, you know what,

I don't even have to do this,

- hm-mm.

- But I love it, it's a passion.

So, I needed a little

creative outlet.

I come in here whenever I want.

You just work whenever?

Yeah, my own schedule,

my own life.

For me, I mean,

when you're a mom,

I mean, I know you

don't know yet,

but sometimes when

you are a mom,

you just need a little me time.

Understood.

Whatever you can get.

Whatever works for you.

You know what?

I'm actually just talking

way too much,

and you should be relaxing,

so why don't you lay back,

and as soon as you finish

reading that magazine,

you'll be gorgeous.

Ok.

Oh, this poor girl.

I swear I have seen her

on so many interviews.

And her parents have

done the rounds, too.

They're always so positive.

I don't think I could do it.

I know I couldn't do it.

Oh, my god!

Leanne, are you Ok?

Oh, I can't move.

Call the ambulance.

- Oh, it hurts so bad.

- Here, honey, look I'm sorry,

but I really gotta get

somebody to finish my face.

Sorry.

What, what?

Relax, calm down.

The medics are on their way.

Damn it.

Oh, sh*t.

You know it's bad enough

I fall on my ass

in front of everybody

in the salon,

but in front of crystal Clemens.

What do you care

what that dummy thinks?

Because, don, I worked

with her at Avon.

She was like this

little, annoying dog

that was always

nipping at my heels

wanting everything that I had.

Boy, how the tides have turned.

Coming in there talking

about her rich husband,

and her giant mansions,

and, "oh, I gotta look good

in case my cameras are rolling."

I bet she didn't even have

a charity thing to go to,

I bet she just wanted

to come in there

and rub her fabulous

life in my face.

I didn't know you thought

your life was so lousy.

Oh, don, come on,

you know what I meant.

I just always thought

that I was going to be,

you know, something more.

Well, why don't you just,

you know,

put the focus

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