Attacked on Set Page #3

I can't wait to post all the juicy

details on the internet

pictures and everything.

He's going to love doing this scene with me.

He couldn't enjoy it even if he wants to.

I'm gonna be on set and see the whole thing.

Oh yeah?

Watch this.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Yeah sure.

What's up?

I'm a little nervous about doing the sex scene.

Can you make sure that no one extra is on set?

Just crew only.

Yeah no problem.

Thanks sweetie!

You're welcome.

You know.

I'm crazy enough to f***ing hurt you!

Listen up!

Everyone needs to go outside.

I've got some business to take care of.

NOW!

You too sugar c*nt.

What are you doing here?

I'm in charge of building the sets.

How about you?

I'm with him.

You wanna hit?

Sure.

Thanks.

She's a total b*tch.

I know why do you hate her?

She called me a whore.

I'm not a whore.

I'm a high-priced call girl.

There's a f***ing difference.

What have you got?

I got the newest version of the script here.

It just needs a final scene reworked.

Keep working on it!

What do you got?

Is it any good?

Hey, now you're offending me man.

This is the best sh*t on the streets right now.

This right here.

Four times as potent as last week.

Open it up.

Stick your finger right in there.

Hey!

Has anyone seen anything...

suspicious?

What do you mean by suspicious?

Someone's been going around town

chopping people up!

How much are we talking here?

Another hundred grand.

I already loaned you $100,000 for this movie

and then you told me you won't even need all of it.

There's been some unexpected costs

that made it go over budget.

Unexpected costs like what?

Cocaine and hookers?

Here's $20,000.

If you don't finish this f***ing movie

I'll personally rip your cock off

and then throw it in the freeway myself!

Do i make myself clear?

Yes.

You can pass the word along to you stupid

director friend too.

What the f*** are you doing here?

You two know each other?

Oh Yeah.

This is one of my b*tches.

I'm sorry.

Is she for you?

Please tell me

that you're not paying my b*tches

with the money I'm loaning you.

I'm getting paid with my own f***ing money.

aint that some sh*t!

Well, just to let you know.

The cops are here.

Not for the drugs.

Someone's going around killing people.

Noise:
"girl screams"

What is it baby?

Go look for yourself.

Is it real?

Oh, it's real alright.

Of course it's real!

Look at the sweeping secondhand.

Not the watch!

The severed arm it's attached to!

We've been finding

body parts scattered all over town.

This is the second one today.

We could've used that arm as a prop.

We could use that watch as a down payment.

Listen up everyone!

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