Attack of the Killer Donuts Page #3

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I'm gonna come back there

and break your...

- Oh my God.

- God, what is that?

- I think I'm gonna hurl.

- Wait till we get to the station.

Station? This guy's going

to explode back there.

Keep it together.

- Here you go.

- Thank you my good man

and put it on my tab.

Of course.

Do you smell patchouli?

Greetings kids.

Is Clifford available?

Sure thing.

I'll get him.

Can I get you anything?

Oh no. I wouldn't get

caught dead here.

I am on a very strict gluten

free paleo vegan diet.

Flanagan what do you want?

I'm very busy.

I just wanted to show you my,

latest creation.

Lucky me. What is it?

Open it, you silly goose.

It's Fruitle Swoole's latest

edition to the menu.

Behold.

Circular Bliss.

It looks like a tiny doughnut.

Hey, what gives Flanagan?

It's a tiny round doughnut.

It is a tiny round doughnut.

You Boof.

Where do you think they get

the word "circular" from?

So what's the big deal?

The big deal my uncouth compadre,

is that it is made from the freshest

certified organic gluten free,

fat free ingredients.

Nothing less for my customers.

Good luck with that.

Anything else?

The best part.

Three fifty retail.

A piece?

You won't even sell one, you moron.

Actually, my halitosis inflicted

competitor, three dozen sold this morning.

Seriously dude?

Well. Just because it has all

those healthy ingredients

doesn't mean it necessarily tastes good.

- Try it.

- No.

I dare you.

I'm all set. Thanks.

Not willing to admit defeat?

Not into hippie food.

I'll try it.

Michelle.

What are ya doing?

Don't eat that Michelle.

Where's she going?

Don't you dare eat...

She's eating the doughnut.

She'a eat...

It's probably terrible.

I can feel it tingling all over my body.

That's heaven.

Flanagan. I want you to try

Ollie's concoction. Stay right here.

Hello Howard.

Hi.

Are you ready for my famous

macaroni and cheese with bacon?

Yeah, Yes.

Well? Why are you standing there?

Come in.

What is it?

Well, I call it the DoucheNut

It's our new free range, whole wheat,

harvest scent sugar free doughnut.

It looks like a regular doughnut.

Hmm! Impressive, ain't it?

Go ahead, I dare ya.

Actually I am not. Go ahead

and have you bag that up for me.

Take it home.

I'll have it later.

Still wondering why I'm doing here.

Johnny, why don't you bag up Mr. Flanagan's

DoucheNut to go, would ya?

You got it boss.

What's a DoucheNut?

Just a regular sugar doughnut.

Gross.

Here you are Mr. Flanagan.

Oh, thank you so much.

You're so kind.

I would love, love, love to stay around

and chit-chat all day with you all day.

Perhaps catch some salmonella too,

but I have a high yoga class to go to.

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