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You're very welcome.
You know, it's the first book
that was... You know, like,
wasn't for school.
Yeah, that's the way it is
these days, I guess.
So sad.
I know.
I can't imagine life
without great books.
It's as close to the angels
as I get.
What do you mean?
Well, for me, reading
is a transcendent experience.
Hmm.
What does that mean, exactly?
What, "transcendence"?
It means beyond
the physical realm.
It's a spiritual experience.
I get it from great literature,
great paintings,
classical music, all the arts.
What about classical art films,
like Fellini or Buuel?
Sure.
Cool.
I knew it from the start
But I fell for you
No matter how hard
I try
Change what's inside
You are all I need
Dan didn't even call
to say goodbye.
You're the fire
in my heart
If I don't get a car now,
I'll never see him again.
Look at the size
of that blue-gummed dummy.
So, what's up?
Well, it's been really,
really hard
ever since all my friends left
to go to college.
And I just...
I've been sitting at home
all the time.
I have no ride.
I can't get anywhere.
And I'm just...
Tell the witch to buy you a car.
No, she won't do it.
She thinks I'm so much like you,
she thinks I'm just going
and hit a tree.
Sanctimonious c*nt.
If she had her way
we'd all be drinking holy water.
Out of the pope's jockstrap.
Did you come up with that?
No, you did.
No wonder.
What about peckerhead?
Why can't he squire you around?
last night.
How come?
He's been pressuring me to,
you know,
like, go all the way,
and I'm just not ready yet.
Sh*t. Must have done
something right.
Daddy...
my whole life,
you said you would buy me a car
when I graduated.
Please keep your promise.
Please, Daddy, just this once.
Please.
And you promised me you'd stay
You'd never grow up.
Now look at you.
Tits and everything.
Hey, uh, Joel Seidler here.
I'm not sure if you remember me.
I'm tall and muscular,
and I played football.
No, wait,
that's my diametric opposite.
I'm the short, depressed Jew
who tutored you in math.
Anyway, I'm a senior
at Princeton now,
and I'm taking a semester off.
I heard that you were around.
Call me or text me, whatever.
I'm back, b*tch!
Thank God Jade's home
from visiting her grandmother
in Greece.
Jade's pretty much
There was a rumour last year
that Jade and I were dykes.
I have no idea why.
I want your tits!
I want your ass!
I want your skin!
I want your ass!
I'm finding it true
When I'm hanging
around you
I think it's easy
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