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somewhere else together?

He's my brother. She's my niece.

They're harmless.

I don't think you understand

the meaning of the word harmless.

You know, if I could get away

with killing you, I would.

That's lovely, honey.

They're gonna ruin dinner.

Get a f***ing job.

- You get a f***ing job.

- I work.

Yeah, you spread your

legs for a f***ing living.

Now the baby's crying.

- F*** you, you're a pig.

- And you're a f***ing whore.

No, no, no, no.

- Damn it.

- Okay, I got it, it's okay.

How's school?

It's fine, I guess.

How's your grades?

Pretty good.

How's your mom treatin' ya'?

Good.

You know, I'd really like it

if you'd come stay with me for awhile.

I know, Dad.

I'm just busy right now.

We've got a...

one medium-rare

burger there for you...

Oh, wait, hold on.

Alright... no, Mikey, don't eat yet.

Lizzie wanted to say a prayer.

Mikey, come on,

you're a caveman.

And no one wants you here.

Ask Lizzie if she wants you here.

- Go ahead ask her.

- Hey, Mikey, come on, please.

- I'm gonna go.

- What? No.

Uh, uh, you ain't going anywhere.

We haven't eaten yet.

- I don't eat meat anymore.

- Sit your ass down.

- Alright, you know what,

- Come on, Alexis sit back down.

I can say the prayer.

Lizzie's been making me

go to church and what not,

and even though

we didn't go as kids,

I remember there

was this one time,

when I was coming home

from school on Market Street.

I was about, I don't know,

five years old.

And there was this homeless guy

preaching on the street,

next to the Dollar Store.

You know he had his Bible

and he was going on and on.

At the time, I didn't know...

he was a crazy homeless guy.

He was so passionate.

I thought he was some kind of preacher.

So I got caught up listening.

There was some people there,

maybe five or six,

and he was going on and on,

he's saying, "He loves you.

He doesn't think about himself,

He only thinks about you.

He would do anything for you,"

and as I said

I didn't go to church,

so I didn't know what he was saying,

I didn't know what he was preaching,

but I started figuring

I knew who he was talking about.

He's saying, "He will do

anything for those that follow him.

He wouldn't think twice

about dying for you.

He would die for you,

he really would."

So after about 15 minutes,

the crowd sort of scattered and...

Man, I'm five years old,

and I walk right up to him,

and I say,

"How do you know my brother?

How do you know Mikey?"

To my big bro.

Aren't you supposed

to say amen at the end?

That was a toast not a prayer.

Alexis... shut up.

No, no, fair enough.

Amen.

Dig in.

Thanks for having us.

Hey, hey, Mikey.

Is it true what I heard?

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