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Synopsis: Ash is transported with his car to 1,300 A.D., where he is captured by Lord Arthur and turned slave with Duke Henry the Red and a couple of his men. When Ash is thrown into a pit, he defeats two monsters and wins respect of Arthur's army and vassals. The Wiseman points Ash as The Chosen One that will retrieve the Necronomicon but Ash is only interested in returning home. When he learns that the only way to return to his time is using the Necronomicon, Ash decides to travel to the unholy land of the Deadites. The Wiseman advises that he must say the words "Klaatu Barada Nikto" to safely get the evil book. However, Ash forgets the last word and an army of the dead resurrects to attack Arthur fortress and recover the Necronomicon. The battle between the living and the dead is about to start and the support of Henry the Red is the only way to help Ash and Arthur to defeat the army of darkness.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Sam Raimi
Actors: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert, Ian Abercrombie
Production: Universal Pictures
  10 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
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R
Year:
1992
81 min
1,732 Views

to an unholy place.

A cemetery. There,

the Necronomicon awaits.

When thou retrievest the book

from its cradle,

you must recite the words,

"KIaatu barada nikto."

KIaatu barada nikto. Okay.

Well, repeat them.

KIaatu barada nikto.

Again!

I got it, I got it! I know

your damn words, all right?

Now you get this straight,

the both of you.

If I get that book,

you send me back.

After that, I'm history.

(HORSE WHINNYING)

ASH:
What is it, boy?

Come on!

Come on!

(SCREAMING)

Come on!

Come on, you!

(SCREAMING)

(BANGING)

(CACKLING)

Hey, let's scare

this guy good! Come on.

Ramming speed!

MAN:
Ready, aim, fire!

Get away!

Whoa!

Oh, God! Oh, no!

Oh...

Oh!

You lousy little...

MAN:
Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, my!

(SCREAMS)

Lift up!

(SIZZLING)

Whoa!

(SINGING)

London Bridge is faIIing down

FaIIing down

FaIIing down

(GASPS)

My fair Iady

Is he up? How is he?

Hey, he's gettin' up.

What a horrible nightmare.

Wait a minute. Oh, God!

I can't move!

(SCREAMING)

And go!

Open wide.

Geronimo!

Hooray!

Hooray!

(CHOCKING)

Okay, little fellow. How about

some hot chocolate, huh?

(MAN SCREAMING)

How'd you like

the taste of that, huh?

How'd you like the ta...

(GRUNTING)

MAN:
(MUFFLED) Let me out!

Oh, dear God,

it's growing bigger!

(HOWLING)

I'm blind. I'm blind.

Yip, yip!

Oh, hey!

Where are you takin' me?

What are you?

Are you me?

I'm bad Ash,

and you're good Ash.

You're goody little two-shoes.

(SINGING)

You're goody IittIe two-shoes

Goody IittIe two-shoes

LittIe goody two-shoes

LittIe goody two-shoes

LittIe goody two-shoes

LittIe goody two-shoes

LittIe goody two-shoes

(HORN BLOWING)

LittIe goody two-shoes

Good, bad.

I'm the guy with the gun.

That'll teach you.

Yeah, that'll teach you.

You shall never retrieve

the Necronomicon!

You'll die in the graveyard

before you get it!

Hey...

What's that you got

on your face?

Huh?

I'll come back for you!

Come on, boy!

Three books?

Wait a minute. Hold it.

Nobody said anything

about three books.

Like, what am I

supposed to do?

Take one book,

or all books, or, or what?

Well.

(ASH YELLING)

Whoa. Wrong book.

(SCREAMING)

You!

I'll get back to you.

Well,

seems fairly obvious.

Wait a minute, the words.

All right, all right,

all right.

Say the words.

KIaatu barada...

Iu...

Necktie.

Nectar, nickel.

Noodle. It's an "N" word.

It's definitely an "N" word.

It's definitely an "N" word.

(COUGHING)

KIaatu barada n...

Okay, then.

That's it.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Hey. Wait a minute.

Everything's cool.

I said the words. I did!

No, wait! Oh!

You people, seek cover!

To the parapet!

Seek your children!

(HORSES WHINNYING)

Steady the horses!

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Samuel M "Sam" Raimi is an American film director, producer, screenwriter and actor, famous for creating the cult horror Evil Dead series, as well as directing the original Spider-Man trilogy and the 1990 superhero film Darkman. more…

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