Area 51 Page #5

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Nice. Night vision.

Better get some

ladies in here soon.

I'm gonna be doing

this the entire time.

- They coming in?

- Yeah.

They better come in soon.

Hey.

Ready for some fun?

Hello, hello.

Yeah, I think

he needs a lap dance first.

That guy needs

a little bit first.

This guy?

Do these guys first.

I'll go after.

All right, all right.

I'm not gonna complain. That's fine.

You know, I'm happy regardless.

You are a gentleman and a saint.

You are a gentleman.

And a very good friend.

Hope you have

a good view over there, Reid.

I am looking at it.

Looking and experiencing

are two different things.

See, Reid, it's a...

I don't know, but that was the

greatest moment of my life.

Do you know how much trouble we

could have gotten in for this?

To Vegas.

To Vegas.

To best friends.

To the trip of our lives.

Rise and shine. Ben.

Hey.

What?

Get up.

What are you doing?

Oh, man, you look beautiful.

Why are you recording

me right now?

Look at all the fun we could be

having walking down the strip,

drinking some beers.

She's there. She's texting me.

She's not crazy.

How do you know that, man?

'Cause I've talked to her.

We have no idea who we just

sent our best friend to meet.

Let's hope she

can help us, right?

Yeah, what if this is

a setup or something?

Does he know what she looks like?

How is he gonna...

I don't know. Oh, wait, that's her.

Shaking hands.

- Have you zoomed in?

- Yeah.

What does she look like?

She doesn't look crazy.

Does she look crazy?

Are her eyes glowing?

No, she doesn't look crazy.

She looks normal.

Well, hopefully,

she's not legit or he freaks her out.

And then we can go home.

Right.

He's pointing at us.

Should we wave?

She has something.

She gave him something.

She gave him papers

or something.

Yeah, he's bringing her

out here.

Okay, dude, just act normal, all right?

Don't be a dick.

It's gonna be really

hard not to be a dick.

He's bringing her out here.

She's looking all sketchy.

They both look real sketchy.

So this is Jelena.

What's your name?

Jelena.

- Jelena?

- Darrin.

Hi, I'm Jelena.

Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you.

All right, guys. Uh, follow me.

Okay.

Just like that?

She's not shady.

Is she, Reid? Yup.

Well, apparently,

we're going into storage.

'Cause nothing good happens

at a storage facility.

Case in point,

have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs?

It's one girl, okay?

She could very easily kill us.

And store our bodies.

We can take her.

Well, I know if a gun

gets pulled out, I'm running.

He became really paranoid.

He kept talking about how

our phones were tapped

and how there were

people following him

and all kinds of

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