Area 51 Page #3

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Yeah.

Come on. Come on,

let's get packing.

Dude, are you all right?

Okay, that hurts a lot.

Are you okay?

Oh, man!

Oh, that will work.

That will take someone out.

Feel like I'm more of a man now.

It does really work.

That's what you

look like right now.

Never leave dangerous toys

around children.

Let's go.

You nervous?

Huh?

We're doing it.

We're doing it.

It's gonna be awesome, dude.

This is what's gonna happen.

We're gonna drive

up to the border,

or wherever I'm dropping

you guys off,

uh, say our goodbyes.

You're gonna get out of the car,

Reid's gonna get out of the car.

Walk about 15 feet,

and then you're both gonna be shot

in the head by snipers in the hills.

And I'm gonna be

crying in the car

because my two

best friends are dead.

We're not gonna

get shot, all right?

You'd cry for us?

The worst that could

happen is we get arrested.

And we're not gonna get arrested

'cause I got a plan.

It would be easier to rob a bank

than to break into Area 51.

And people that

rob banks get shot.

That's 'cause a bank

expects to be robbed.

Nobody expects anyone

to break into the base.

That's because it's impossible.

Ben, look at this.

Look at all this

land mass here, okay?

How are they gonna patrol all that?

It's not possible.

This guy we're gonna

meet tomorrow, Norio,

walked across at daylight.

It's the size of Connecticut.

You can't patrol all that.

It's a top secret

government base.

There's probably a bunch of

other things happening...

There's no way they have dudes

all around this circle.

Yeah, there's motion sensors,

there's ammonia sensors.

There's all kinds of security measures,

but we're gonna get around it.

You're gonna get around it

until you're shot in the head.

You guys are all talk.

This is never gonna happen.

I understand that

Reid's gone a little crazy

in the last three months.

No offense, Reid.

Who wouldn't want to see this?

You wouldn't want to see footage

of Area 51 inside of the base?

I don't understand why you're

so confused why I wanna go.

Because this has been,

this has all happened very quickly,

and suddenly we're going there.

And I don't know why

you have just accepted it.

All I know is that no one has

ever seen footage of the base.

No one's ever been there.

No civilian's ever seen it.

We could be the first ones to do it.

That would be the biggest...

What could be bigger than that?

Really good job

manipulating Darrin, Reid.

Just drive us

to the border, okay?

Hello? We're, uh, about

a couple hours from Vegas.

Yeah, he's talking

to that girl again.

She's not crazy.

You've never met her before.

Yeah, but he hasn't either,

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