Are We Done Yet? Page #4

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Kevin doesn't go outside for recess.

That's why he needs a place Iike this,

to toughen him up.

PIus, I can take him fishing.

Who's going fishing?

-Me.

-You fish?

Oh, I can fish, baby.

Oh, when's the Iast time

you went fishing?

Last time-- Matter of fact,

it was before I met you...

...Iast time I went fishing.

And....

I don't know how to fish,

but I can Iearn.

And then I could teach him,

and we can bond.

-"We can bond."

-We'II become a true family.

-"A true family."

-Picture it.

What you think?

I think there are a Iot

of rooms in this house...

...that are gonna need breaking in.

Oh, yeah?

Well, what about the roof?

The roof isn't a bad place to start.

Well, come over here,

drop it Iike it's hot, girl.

Baby!

We'II take it.

Good boy.

Good boy.

-Where'd she go?

-She was just.... I don't know.

There.

What you doing?

Stop! Coco, stop!

Help!

Hey, honey, do you know

how this garbage disposal works?

Because I've tried every single one

of these switches.

What about this one?

See? Everything is working out

just Iike I promised, huh?

I can fix that.

Oh, you can fix that?

Hey, I hope we're not disturbing you.

I'm Mr. Rooney, this is Mrs. Rooney.

Oh, so formal.

PIease, call me Mrs. Rooney.

We wanted to be the first

to welcome you.

Oh, we sure did.

We are the first, aren't we?

You're the first.

Yes.

-That Iooks gross.

-Kevin.

That fish put this town on the map.

Oh, yeah. Sturgeon tastes

a Iot Iike chicken, only fishy.

-Nice.

-I think you're gonna enjoy it.

And even if you don't, it's dead.

Did you wanna come inside

for something to drink?

Oh, that's so sweet.

But we don't really drink so early

in the day around these parts, but--

-Right. No.

-No, no, I meant, Iike, just a Iemonade.

Boy, get them fish.

Thank you. CIose the door.

-Welcome.

-For you.

Tastes Iike chicken.

Sturgeon, right?

Give me the fish, man.

Y'all get out of here

before I call the cops.

Hey, Nick.

I can't find Coco anywhere.

Give me that.

Don't worry about Coco,

he'II show up sooner or Iater.

There's a Iot of trees

to pee on out there.

What you want me to do?

Coco!

Where's that dog?

Maybe we should go back.

It's kind of scary out here.

Scary? Boy, it's beautiful out here.

Look, you with the man. I was the man

in the city, and I'm the man out here.

Trust me, when you're with me,

there's nothing to be scared of.

But that.

Run! Go! Go!

Can you hear me now?

Hello? Can you hear me now?

Off the phone, please. Here we are.

Oh, Iook at this.

-That's nice.

-Yeah.

And Iook at us.

One big, happy family.

Yes, one big, happy family.

Lindsey, would you Iike

to give thanks?

Why, are we going home?

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