Arahan jangpung daejakjeon (Urban Martial Arts Action)

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Presented by Cinema Service

in association with

ChoongMu-Ro Fund

Produced by

Fun & Happiness Film

People are so naive.

Training in the mountains?

All those instructors

chasing kids' pocket money,

saying they did mountain training.

It's all just crap.

Right.

Remember in '88

when I went to Mt. Gyeryong?

You get up five

or six in the morning.

Let's see,

what for breakfast?

Preparing

and eating takes 2 hours.

And then maybe

train for 1-2 hours.

And then it's lunch time.

So go down to the village

to get some lunch.

That's another 3 hours.

So, eat lunch and meditate.

Then you start nodding off.

Next thing you know it's dinner.

So you got 3 hours

oftraining max in a day.

So where's the only place

to get proper training?

The temple.

Some temple theirs must be.

Does all that training give

you the right to eat meat?

Look here, how can you do

martial arts without nutrition?

You need strength.

What exactly do you do

with all that strength?

I can't believe

this asinine nonsense!

Kids these days don't

even know the meaning oftao.

You guys know how

serious our situation is?

Don't be so serious,

we gotta make a living.

Let's use our brain

to think, for once!

Forget Maruchi supreme master,

no one wants to learn the tao.

Lady Banya,

making

a living is one thing,

Telephone fortune-telling

service is another!

Ooh,

listen to him! You know how

much money 1-700 service makes?

You don't know crap.

Besides,

how else would you

pay rent for Mu-un Academy?

Yeah, Banya's right.

We gotta go

with the flow, you know?

Academy, my ass!

We ain't got no

kids to teach!

Well,

I've been saying we

should pull some public stunt...

Like maybe appearing

on a TV show.

I'm tired of staring up

the wallpaper when I levitate.

I levitate to change

light bulbs.

RYOO Seung-bum

AHN Sung-ki

YUN Soy

JUNG Doo-hong

Executive Producer

KANG Woo-suk

Producer KIM Mi-hee

Director RYOO Seung-wan

ARAHAN:

Urban Martial Arts Action

One dollar, please.

What the heck?

Oh, sorry.

Eui-jin,

snap out of it, will you?

Uh, can I go to the restroom?

Are you running off again?

What the hell is he doing?

Excuse me.

What?

You ran a red light, sir.

So what?

Your license, please.

Huh?

Look, do you know who this is?

I don't recall.

You dumbass...

He's the congressman

of this district.

Oh, how are you, sir?

But he's not the one

who ran the light, is he?

You're the driver,

so give me your license.

Boy, which station

do you work at?

Why do you need to know that?

If you don't want a ticket,

then don't run red lights.

My purse! My purse!

Hold it! Stay right here,

I'll be back in a minute.

Hey mister,

watch where you drive!

What's up with

Manager Lee these days?

Stop right there!

Gosh, we're late!

What the hell?

Hey!

Do I have to keep running

around after punks like you?

What the heck is your problem?

Watch it!

Hand over the purse, kiddo.

And who are you?

Stop fooling around!

Missed again...

Hey, where are you going?

Get back here!

Where are you running?

Where are you running?

I think it's

this meridian point...

Aren't you going in too deep?

Let me concentrate!

Lfwe don't do this right,

it could make him impotent.

The last one...

in the Main Meridian Point...

Great Tao!

He opened all the

meridian points himself!

My, this kid has

extraordinary ch'i.

Look at him!

What's all the fuss about?

Uh, Eui-jin.

What's wrong with him?

Oh, we unblocked

the flow of his ch'i.

Tell him to shut up.

Hey, where'd you find that kid?

- Everybody calm down!

- Okay, okay.

Don't move, mister!

I'm a cop!

- Don't move

- I'm a cop! I said...

calm down

Man, this kid is cute.

He's got a cute dong, too.

Madam.

Stop! I'm the police!

Police!

You've done it!

- It works.

- Which point did you hit?

It may be hard to believe,

but the world has secret

currents of ch'i.

We awaken this ch'i

and guide people

toward righteousness.

So to speak.

So you gentlemen...

and this madam here,

Are called

the Seven Masters, right?

But there are only five of you.

With only five,

you should be...

Power Rangers?

Right, Power Rangers or...

Five Lucky Stars?

Yes, Five Lucky Stars!

Wouldn't that be

more appropriate?

It's already been 20 years...

since Baek-pung left us.

In an era when the powerful

exploited the powerless,

Baek-pung gathered up

all his ch'i

to block the force of evil...

but he inhaled

too much tear gas...

- And as for the seventh...

- Um...

I think you may

have misunderstood...

Don't call me madam,

I'm still a virgin.

Then, are all of you here...

like, tao masters?

You know, like you see on TV?

Sure!

I'm having a hard time

believing this,

so could you show me stuff?

Like, can you levitate?

Can you walk on walls?

Can you do Palm Blast?

Dammit!

No Palm Blast

in the house, I said!

Hold on!

But I got to work!

Hey, what you saw

just now is tip of iceberg

Why are you afraid

of your own ability?

What ability?

What are you talking about?

Please leave me alone.

You have the most powerful ch'i

of all the young men

I have met.

The wounds you sustained today

would've felled ordinary people.

All right, fine.

Lfthat's true,

I should

be able to do Palm Blast.

And walk on walls,

like this?

And levitate,

isn't that right?

Cripes, that was weird.

Pretty spooky stuff.

Ah, what a nice night!

It's downhill,

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