Apollo 18 Page #3

with your dad's stuff

Baby, is that recording?

Sorry, Dad. Love you.

Beverly's in a panic because

a hair appointment ran over.

Stan and Jean are already over

and nothing's ready,

so I offer to help cut

all these jalapenos.

Couple of minutes later,

I'm in the bathroom takin' a leak

with all this jalapeno nonsense

on my hands.

Next thing I know,

my crotch is on fire.

So I'm in the bathroom,

hollering in pain.

- And they can hear you?

- Oh, oh, they heard me.

And Stan's wife's a nurse,

so she sends me back into the bathroom

- with a cup of milk.

- Nate, I gotta stop you.

You're not about to tell me that you

dipped your balls in a glass of milk?

- Hey, don't knock it. It works.

- Jalapeno dick.

I can't believe you

haven't heard that story.

- Is Beverly back in Miami?

- Yeah. So I hear.

You realize she divorced

you because you snore, right?

- I don't snore.

- Yeah.

Every time.

- You all right, Benny?

- Yeah, I'm good.

- You bang your head?

- Again.

It's a big head.

Thanks for the housekeeping,

guys. Great first day.

We'll miss you over at Marybelle's.

Get some sleep.

Good night, JD.

Never should have

told you that. You little prick.

- Nate?

- Yeah, I hear it.

What can that be here?

Give me a second.

It should be on comm?

What's that?

Right.

- You hear that?

- Yeah.

All right. Uh...

Sounds like it's

coming from up here.

That doesn't sound right.

Can't find it down here.

Tommy, you think this interference could

be coming from the PSD5 setup?

We don't see anything obvious.

We'll double-check with DOD.

We'll look into it.

Go get some sleep.

I'm up! You can turn off the noise.

Good morning, Liberty.

We took care of the interference

a couple hours ago.

You guys should be OK.

Let's get ready for EVA-Two, OK?

five days,

eight hours, 34 minutes.

IMP Ben Anderson.

I gotta document this.

Now, Nate...

Nate says he never snores in his sleep.

Now I got proof.

Ha!

Well, boys, I just wanna let

you know that Freedom will be going

around the corner to the backside.

- No comm for a while.

- Roger that.

Hey, I made you breakfast.

What do I got today?

- Scrambled eggs.

- Oh, again. What do you got?

I'm going with

the delicious ham spread.

- Hm.

- It's all yours.

Just like Mom makes.

Hey, did you remove

one of my samples?

Huh?

Look, one of my samples

is on the floor.

What's that doing there, Ben?

I don't know.

I bagged and tagged everything.

- Look, uh...

- It's gotta go back in.

Yeah, grab me the scoop.

I'm going to have to mark

this one contaminated.

I don't understand.

How did it get there?

- I don't know.

- No, really, Ben, how'd that get there?

I don't know.

DOD is checking

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