Any Given Sunday

This does not look good.

Cap Rooney, three-time league MVP...

...and Coach Tony D'Amato's star

...and not moving.

Don't you see he's hurt?

-Did you see that?

-That hurts.

Every Shark fan has a sickening

feeling in his stomach.

Let's look at this again.

Cap Rooney is down and in pain.

Get me Vincent.

Riggman makes a beautiful move

over Julian Washington.

Which frees up Watson up the middle.

Look at Gates on the backside.

Who's on weak side safety?

Stop showing that.

We'll return with Cap's condition

after a word from our sponsors.

-They cut to a commercial.

-I think I broke my back!

My butt!

Damn it! F***!

-Where's it hurt?

-Where you're touching it!

Candy-ass, no-blocking b*tches!

Suck it up, Cap.

Can't breathe.

Neither can l.

It's the humidity.

Should we get a stretcher?

Do I have to get a stretcher?

You that old?

Wait! Wait!

I should, but you just

bled on my suit.

There goes history.

That's the real deal there.

Thirty-nine-year-old Cap Rooney...

...two-time Pantheon Cup winner,

almost 50, 000 passing yards...

...now to be replaced

by the second-string quarterback.

All right, nice and easy.

We're up. See? 21 -1 7.

Just hold on. Steady.

Where's my helmet?

Get him his helmet.

You'll need that, Tyler.

I'm not really sure how D'Amato's

going to get over this one, Kev.

Way to hold that football, kid.

Take it easy. Don't worry.

We're gonna finish this one

without you.

With three losses and three games

until the playoffs...

...this could spell the end

to an already dismal season.

Attendance is down,

while the Dolphins have prospered.

Bad-coaching-dot-com.

That's Tony's web site.

Horny, your zone coverage is soft.

Press it.

Get that out of my face. Shark! We

need more pressure on the quarterback.

-I'm on it, coach.

-Go fix it.

-I said fix it!

-I'm on it, goddamn it!

This'll put the Sharks' playoff hopes

on the shoulders of Julian Washington.

Backup quarterback Tyler Cherubini

has not seen a lot of action.

Cherubini has not thrown

for a first down all season.

Fumble!

Oh, my gosh! Touchdown!

The Americans go up, 23 to 21.

Man, oh, man!

Did they nail him!

It doesn't look like

Cherubini's getting up.

F***!

Two quarterbacks in a row.

I have not seen this since '88.

Or '78? When the Aztecs

and the Pharaohs lived.

Any given Sunday,

anything can happen.

They need you back.

Cherubini's down.

Did he fall off the bench?

What the hell's next? Stigmata?

Sit him out and don't touch him

till I get back.

Give me the names of players

in the quarterback market.

How about every available line coach?

Somebody who can teach this line

how to f***ing block.

Malloy. Find out about him.

Cap's out.

Man, I can't believe it.

Do you know Willie Beamen?

No, I don't.

Who is Willie Beamen?

Beamen! What are you doing?

-I told you to warm up 5 minutes ago!

-What happened?

Look at your f***ing play card!

It's upside down!

Get your head out of your ass!

Beamen, you're up.

Left Deuce Zig 22 Tomcat.

You know what that is?

Easy handoff to Julian.

The Americans got no profile on you.

You surprise them.

Look at me!

You're gonna do fine.

You hold it all inside. There.

Stay focused.

Okay? Stay there.

Willie, can you hear me?

As we await word

on Cap's condition...

...Miami is sending in third-string

quarterback Willie Beamen.

I've been in too many of these.

Twenty-six years old, a mystery man.

In his fifth year. He went

to the University of Houston.

Firs t year with the Sharks.

He's seen four teams in his career.

All right, listen up.

We're gonna run

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