Synopsis: Kenneth (who likes to call himself Kay) begins to realise he's just another wannabe bad boy... even less than a loser in fact. After quitting his job at Laimsbury's, Kay vows to become a respected gangster... or cry trying. A pulls-no-punches, coming-of-age story, centering on one directionless hopeless "shotter", who finds his true worth in the face of urban adversity.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

So, what you saying?

You gonna do it, yeah?

Yeah, it's on.

I'm hearing he's been

talking about you. Gassing.

Saying how he par'd you off.

Can't let man violate you like that.

You feel me, fam?

- F*ck this. Can't we move to him?

- Forget the hype.

Come, we roll over there

and let's see what's good.

F*ck this. Come,

we gonna go and do this, blud.

Yeah, I'm on it.

(Sirens blaring)

Cos if I see him, fam, I'll move to you

straightaway, fam. No long ting.

Hey, cous, I see you

another day in the club, fam.

- Yo, fam!

- One second, fam. What you want?

What you mean, blud? You trying

to take me for some dickhead, man?

I ain't having it, blud,

you hear me? See me...

- (Laughter)

- Dickhead.

Hey, cous! Hey, cous! You know

who tried to move to me, fam?

Kenneth. Yeah, that little idiot, fam.

- He's a dickhead.

- Dickhead.

Yo, what time you finishing work?

You all right, blud?

Told you not to chill with them.

- They don't like you. You all right?

- I'm cool, man.

That was a punch, though, boy.

Bam! You went flying, boy!

- Let me see your face.

- Get off me, man!

What are you doing?

Why are you here lying on the floor?

You were meant to start work

ten minutes ago.

- You're here sleeping on the floor.

- I'm not sleeping, man.

I don't know

who you think you are, Kenneth,

but I'm not going to have you

disrespecting my authority.

I want you to get to work now.

- If you keep messing me around...

- You'll what?

- Know what? Burn your job, blud!

- Sorry?

Man's on big tings out here, rudeboy.

Oh, here we go again.

Mr. Kenneth O'Sullivan Fletcher.

The next Nappy from N-Dubz.

Somehow I can't see it.

- Is that your full name, blud?

- My name is K.

- K Laimsbury's.

- Shut your mouth, you butters sket!

If you think I'm gonna be working here

for the rest of my life, you must be mad.

- I'm gone. I'm on big tings, blud.

- Wasteman!

You're the flippin waste, people, man.

You get me?

You lot keep stacking boxes, yeah,

while I start stacking dough!

What, you're gonna become

a baker now, are you? Ha-ha-ha-ha.

- What you doing, blud?

- It was the baker line that got me.

Listen, Russell, you don't know me.

- Man's a big man.

- Big man!

What, you think all I do is work here,

blud? Are you stupid, blud?

- I handle next business, blud.

- What business, blud?

Shut up, man. Come, we kick.

You know, this music industry thing

is not gonna work for you.

I've been there.

One, two, three, four!

You know, go on! Go, you losers.

Everybody, what you looking at?

What business you got?

Don't worry, man.

It's a big man's ting, innit?

What's going on, blud?

I've come here to collect, fam.

- Come to collect what?

- My P, innit?

Your P? What, we got

a urine sample of yours?

I'm talking money, man. Euros, dollars,

wonga. My spondoolie, fam.

You on drugs?

- Is this a flipping joke or something?

- Don't they know who you are, blud?

Of course they know who I am. It's just

a little joke that we do, you get me?

I got the biggest-selling mix tape

in this place, man.

I pay his rent, you get me?

"Feel The Pain".

Feel the pain! Oh! Feel the pain!

Oh! Feel the pain...

Oi. Can you stop humping

my counter, please?

That's the name of the mix tape,

innit? "Feel The Pain".

Oh, is it? "Feel the pain", yes?

Yeah, I brought it in two months ago.

Sale or return.

- Right. "Feel The Pain", yeah?

- Yeah.

No, we haven't sold any.

- What? Not even one, blud?

- You tryna jingle me, innit?

If you haven't sold any, yeah,

then where are my CDs, huh?

Hold on, there's four missing here.

See, I knew you'd try it, you know?

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Adam Deacon

Adam Steven Deacon (born 4 March 1983) is an English film actor, rapper, writer and director. He is best known for his lead role in the films Kidulthood, sequel Adulthood and for his directorial debut, Anuvahood. more…

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