
Antibirth
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- 2016
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Motherfuckers!
- Alright, let go.
Hey, come on.
Let's do it right here,
what you got?
- Come on, it'll be alright.
Jade's waiting.
- Thanks, okay.
- How long have you been
feeling like this?
- I don't know, uh..
...couple of days.
I guess since the other night.
- What happened?
- I don't know, I -- I blacked
out, I can't remember.
- You black out lots?
- Anha,
i feel like shit, alright?
My back is killing me.
- How are your breastasis?
- My titties fuckin' hurt.
You know,
and they're not even that big.
- You got nice tits, Lou.
- Thanks, Sadie lady.
- What's your diet
normally like?
- What do you mean?
- She eats like shit.
- No, I don't.
- She microwaves everything.
It's beast food. It's true, Lou.
- When was the time
of your last period?
- Uh...Recent enough?
- Do you remember the last time
you performed intercourse?
- Uh, it was not much
of a performance.
- Better not have been Mickey.
- You drink?
- Yeah, yeah, obviously.
- Everyday?
- Anha, come on, yeah.
a doctor, Lou.
- Come on, anha,
i -- I can't afford that, okay?
Anha, look,
i -- I don't have insurance.
I was just hoping you could,
you know, really suss it out.
- Lou, I work for a vet.
I can't prescribe anything.
- Look, I feel like shit,
alright?
I just need something
to take the edge off.
- You can go
to the military clinic.
It's free.
Thank you, thanks a lot.
- They're prenatal vitamins.
- F*ck.
Man, thanks for nothing, anha.
F*ck!
- What do you wanna do now?
- I don't know.
Let's grab some booze
or snacks.
- That's what he said.
- Yeah.
- You didn't hear me?
- I don't know.
I don't listen.
I haven't been laid in months,
okay?
I know that I been, uh,
on a bender.
But I think I'd remember
if I had someone's cock in me.
- Maybe you should
sell yourself on TV.
One of those
phantom pregnancies?
Those girls
who go through it all
and didn't even realize
they were pregnant.
You know, and then it falls out
all preemie
and they bury it in the closet
before prom?
- Fuckin' preemie, Sadie.
- Well, born too soon.
- Shit's fucked up.
I don't know, f*ck it, like
what does anha know anyway,
right? She's a vet.
Shitty vet.
- Well, you said it yourself,
Lou, you've been on a bender.
You just need to stop partying
for a couple days.
- I'm not a dog, you know.
She doesn't even know
anything about people.
Mm, I heard a dog got addicted
I got too high. I mean..
I just.. I really
can't be pregnant, alright?
It's not my style.
- You can always get rid of it.
- I'm not gonna pay some
asshole to scramble my guts.
- There's always someone
who wants a baby.
Just adopt it out.
- You think I can find somebody
to push me down
a staircase or something?
I can't believe I have to quit
drinking, uh, no smoking.
Who -- who needs that shit?
Jeeze Louise, come on, Sadie.
- Lou, you can handle it.
I was pretty wasted
when I was pregnant.
- And what was that like?
All that you know..
- It was so long ago,
i don't remember.
- Come here.
Thank you.
Why don't you go ahead
and, uh, load up
the cooler, baby?
Trish?
- Can I get you anything?
- No, no, thanks. I'm good.
- He'll take a beer.
- You ever think it --
they wouldn't need
the clean piss
if they weren't getting high.
- I'm not responsible
for their habits.
If somebody's gonna make
any money off it,
it's gonna be me.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- What am I gonna do,
send her back to Russia?
- Well, no, but,
I mean you can't..
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