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- That weirdo again.

- Did he say anything?

They never say anything.

I'll have it traced next time.

Let's go to bed?

- Do you want to go first?

- No, go ahead.

Could you turn on

the light for me?

No problem, mister.

You shouldn't be smoking

when you're pregnant.

- I'm not pregnant.

- Not pregnant?

I just said that

because of Marco.

He wants a baby so bad.

We'd get married.

And he really thinks you're...

We even bought wallpaper

for the nursery.

How long

has this been going on?

- Two months.

- I don't believe it.

Men are so stupid.

What's so funny?

I figured I'd tell him

and get pregnant right after.

I ovulate this weekend.

It could work,

people have premature babies.

Two months...

All I can say is "good luck".

Just look at this.

Someone tore 6 pages

out of this magazine.

Can you imagine?

- Talk to the manager.

- Where is he?

- Try the meat section.

- The nerve of some people.

- Botle receipt?

- No.

Thank you.

Hey baby.

I'm on ladder now,

I call you right back.

I'm on ladder,

I call back. Okay, ciao.

What a fox.

You think she screams

when you screw her?

Or does she just lie there?

I dunno,

I first have to try her.

Sh*t. I forgot.

Moment.

Marco, what's wrong with you?

You said you'd call right back.

You made me wait

like a fool for an hour.

If I say I'll call right back,

I call right back.

You don't love me.

Where are you anyway?

Who with?

- And who else?

- Nobody. Robert and me.

And billboard.

You know.

I come soon.

Ciao.

- She is jealous woman.

- She's got good reason to be.

What reason?

No reason.

- I love her with my life.

- You people amaze me, man.

Hey, you marry with Astrid,

you know whole life

you f*** one woman.

Then come this woman,

she want f*** you,

you f*** her, no?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Simple, no?

You have only to use logic.

Where is he?

- Hey man, that your car?

- Yeah, so what?

- No standing, man.

- I ain't allowed to be here?

- You block my parking.

- I ain't allowed?

Move the car.

Don't sh*t your pants, Yugo,

you got plenty of room.

- Move the sh*t.

- What did you say?

- Move the shitcar.

- What did you say about my car?

- Move the sh*t.

- Why so nervous, boy? Got a problem?

- You asking for problem?

- A Yugo twerp ain't no problem for me.

Hello honey.

Honey,

sorry I was so angry on the phone.

No problem.

- You're not angry with me?

- Naw, forget it.

- I have question too.

- What?

- You wanna go dance tonight?

- I'd love to.

You like go Yugo disco?

Tonight I can't come.

- Tell me tomorrow. I call you.

- Honey, you hungry?

We go out, eat there.

Gota go.

I call you. Ciao.

- You like her?

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