Answers to Nothing Page #5
It's been nine years.
I don't know why my mother
can't get that through her skull!
I win. I win
I've got the most f***ed-up
parents on the planet.
My mother's an idiot.
He lies to her, Ryan.
He's the one you
should be angry with.
He tells her that he's dealing
with his parents' estate.
He tells her that the French government
is screwing everything up.
He tells her that his...
his heart problem
prohibits him from flying.
For nine years!
Who believes that?
I know. I get it.
It's not exactly...
Normal.
Practical.
She believes what
she wants to believe,
what she needs to believe
in order to survive.
The results came back from Dr. Klein.
Great.
At least my cum's
got its sh*t together.
Yeah.
So, um,
we can have sex tonight.
Um, then no sex for 48 hours,
but, uh, we can tonight if you want.
You don't have to.
I'm okay.
I'm fine, good to go.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
I'll be upstairs.
Hi.
Hey, how are you
doing this morning?
Good.
three dough nut holes
and a black coffee.
Yeah.
Earlier this evening,
family, friends and supporters
gathered for a vigil
for the missing girl.
Anybody watching this?
As far as Fresno came,
bringing flowers...
Good.
Just want to check
the Dodger highlights.
Two on and two outs.
And Johnson's first hit,
and laces it into the gap
in left center field.
Parilla scores, Revie scores,
and Hudson hasn't...
All right, so we've left
Maggie in the park, right?
And she's got her one-year-old,
and they're in the stroller,
and as they're walking
to the playground,
she sees this really
hot black couple.
African-American.
We have an African-American
president, Archie Bunker.
Okay, all right.
Well, I didn't vote for him.
So, uh, anyway, this super-hot
African-American couple
has got a ridiculously cute
African-American baby
also in a stroller,
and as the two groups
approach each other, you know,
they're oohing and ahhing
over the babies
cuter and all this stuff,
and, uh, Maggie asks
how old her son is,
and she gets down
in front of the stroller
and says, "Hi, little monkey!"
No, okay, come on.
Bear with... This really
happened to my wife.
M-My wife really did this.
Um, and so right after
Maggie says this,
she gets that hilarious look
on her face, you know,
and she immediately
turns to her son
and goes, "And here's
my little monkey." You know?
And she's so embarrassed
that she just calls everything-
man, woman, child, animal...
everything's a monkey.
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.
She just keeps saying
everything's a monkey,
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