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You see, America, with all

its flaws, still stands

for freedom and the pursuit of happiness.

Our ideology here is to

create an environment for man

to give them a shot, not

a guarantee, but a shot.

A shot to become and

evolve into the person they

really wanna be, you

know, self-determination,

freedom of expression,

all that good stuff.

But on the other hand,

we've got radical, crazy-ass

Islamic terrorists who don't

give a sh*t about freedom.

They only care about establishing a global

totalitarian caliphate.

A what?

(laughs)

A caliphate, man.

You know, a caliphate

means, it's an Islamic

world with total control.

They reject democracy, they

reject human rights values,

they don't give a f***.

I just don't understand why

anyone would wanna do that.

(laughs)

Because it's their ideology, man.

They truly believe the end times are here,

and they believe that

they're part of some cosmic

struggle, and, of course...

Of course, these a**holes

are convinced they're

the good guys, and with

the help of Allah...

They're gonna defeat all

the enemies of Islam in a

final climactic battle.

And let me tell you something,

rest assured they are

determined to use the

sword until everybody

is a Muslim and obeys sharia law.

[Eric] Sharia law, that I heard of.

Yeah.

You see what I mean?

Two different ideologies

opposed to each other,

and that's why we have war, my friends.

Yeah, different ideologies.

It does make a lot of sense.

It is so screwed up.

So, speaking of ideologies...

What's you guys' ideology?

What's the most important

thing on the planet to you?

[Jason] Be all you can be.

Yeah, okay, but what

does that like really mean?

You gotta follow your heart.

You gotta follow your true inner feelings.

And you will ultimately

become all you can be.

Give me that joint.

Give me that.

Your highest self.

(laughs)

Sounds like someone's

been drinking too much

of the army kool-aid.

What about you, Jenna?

What do you think?

Oh, I don't know, I don't

usually ponder stuff like that.

But I would say I am looking

forward to getting married...

(moaning)

(laughing)

Having a family.

Good kids is one of the

most important things.

That is important.

What about freedom?

Or happiness?

Or love?

Or health?

Well, maybe.

Maybe it's a combination

of all those things.

But first you need to have life

before you can have anything.

And that life needs to be free,

then it can pursue happiness.

Right, like life, liberty

and the pursuit of happiness.

That sounds familiar, right?

Bingo!

Declaration of Independence,

a very clever document!

Let me ask you this, since

we're talking about ideologies

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