Annie

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"So, even though he wanted

to do a lot as President,

"he died of pneumonia

after only 32 days.

"So, we can all learn

from William Henry Harrison

"to wear our coats

and wash our hands,

"so we have

better immune systems.

"The end."

Good job, Annie.

Okay, Annie B.,

your turn.

You sure there's time?

I don't wanna keep

anyone from vacation.

Just get up here.

- Where's your essay?

- Up here.

And it's more of

a performance piece.

Here we go.

My president is

Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

He was elected in 1932,

when almost everyone was poor.

So, pretty much just like now,

but without the Internet.

Everyone except the front

row, you be the poor people.

You're hungry and mad. So,

growl and stomp your feet.

Grr! Grr-grr!

Grr! Grr-grr!

Front row, good news,

you're the rich people.

Laugh and clap like you're

better than everybody.

Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

But FDR didn't like it that everyone

was poor, so, he gave them all jobs.

He called it the New Deal.

Work hard, and you get rich.

So, when I tap you, you're rich.

He had people build

roads and got paid.

Cut down trees and got paid.

Made it easy to buy a house,

go to college.

Soon, the whole country

was happy.

But don't worry, rich people.

You're still better than everyone

because you get even richer!

Good job, Annie.

Have a good vacation, everyone!

- You gonna make it in time?

- I always do.

We'll cover for you.

Good luck.

Luck's for suckers.

Tomorrow

To-To-Tomorrow

To-Tomorrow

It's the hard-knock

life for us

It's the hard-knock

life for us

Excuse me!

Do you have any time left?

I have about 10 minutes.

- I'll return it for you.

- Really?

Promise.

Thanks!

Stand clear

of the closing doors, please.

I think I'm gonna like it

I'm sure I'm gonna like it

I think I'm gonna like it

I'm sure I'm gonna like it

I think

I'm gonna like it here

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one.

Light it up!

How many of you guys want

some free Stacks phones, huh?

I can't hear you!

Any reservations for Bennett?

Honey, I told you.

If anyone I think could even

remotely be your parents walk in,

I'm gonna let you know.

And I mean remotely.

Name's Bennett, Senate,

Pomegranate, black, white, other.

I'll let you know.

- I'm guessing you're gonna wait anyway.

- Yep.

Get your free Stacks phone.

Never drop a call.

Thanks, thanks. Cool.

Free Stacks phone. Okay?

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right.

And there we are, ma'am. Free Stacks phone.

Never drop a call.

I'm totally gonna vote

for you for mayor now.

Yeah, well, you know what?

This isn't a campaign event.

But I would totally love that.

- Oh!

- Mmm-mmm! Mmm-mmm!

Okay, that's it.

We're done. Thanks.

Hose me down.

I feel like I'm on fire.

Yeah.

You should clean your tongue.

You kissed a few babies.

You don't want to catch colic.

- You know what? You're right.

- Oh! Will!

You shake 500 hands, and you

tell me how you feel, huh?

Feel like a zookeeper.

- Marry me, Will!

- Okay, sure.

Sorry.

It's okay. I just

come for the cannoli.

I'll see you next Friday?

You know it.

Hey, girl.

How'd it go?

- Nah.

- Eh.

- Can I?

- Sure.

As long as you

give those to my lady.

Thanks.

Freeze!

I said freeze, you little rat.

I know you heard me.

Get over here.

These are from Lou.

They look like they're from Lou.

I'll tell him you loved them.

You think the world wants

a smart-mouthed little girl?

No, they don't,

or you wouldn't be here.

And the only reason you are here

is because I get $157

a week from the state.

Which, believe me,

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