Anna Magdalena Page #3

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but in the middle of it...

You read too many cheap fictions.

Your brains are turning into Jell-O.

People actually buy these books?

What can I say?

And women actually fall for guys like you.

Now what do you say to that?

Did I ever send them flowers

call them on the phone

or pick them up from work.

That's what I say

this world is a twisted place.

Not a bad paint job on the grille, I say.

Nice shot

I'm going home now to play the piano.

If you can't stand my music, stay away.

Bye

Looks like I'd be looking for another place.

Scared?

She wants to play

but I'm not biting the bait. We'll see.

Hey, Fatty

The name's Faye

as in Faye Wong.

Does it matter?

I'm looking for a restaurant...

That has a good atmosphere

and not too expensive.

What do you recommend?

Sun Chiu Kee

Sun Chiu Kee?

The one in Causeway Bay

It has a fountain a statue of Venus.

Magnificent lighting

and French toasts are only $18.

So? Want to go out with me, huh?

Are you gay?

Just because I'm not interested

in dating you?

He's got a nice dick.

What?

I mean his jacket. It's a Dic-K-N-Y.

Sharp eyes you got.

You look at other people

other people look at you.

What is it this time?

Don't blame me.

It's her.

Miss...

Try not to take a shower

and cook at the same time.

People may die

It's lucky we didn't douse

your apartment

it could have been ruined.

Now go on upstairs,

open the windows and air the apartment.

It'll be okay.

Air the apartment, understand?

It's lucky that I found out in time.

At first I thought sh*t

she's going to kill me.

That's really taking it a bit far.

Miss, can I have you identity card please?

How could she get it in all that smoke?

You wouldn't even have time

to put on your underwear.

Stay away from all those people

Mr. Chan? I'm Mrs. Cheng from 8A.

This is my daughter.

Uncle Wong, the watchman

said the people in 4B are really nice.

Come visit us when you have time.

And make yourself at home.

It's going to take ages to clean up

No, I think this charcoal black

looks pretty cool.

It stinks

Ah, instant noodles. I'm famished!

But how are we going to cook them?

Let's come down to my place.

I don't know you very well

What're you talking about?

After what we went through?

Oh, it's a new jacket.

Damn!

It's okay. I'll wash it for you.

Chan Kar-Fu

Mok Man-Yee

Third movement:

YAU MUK-YAN and MOK MAN-YEE

Chan Kar-Fu

Chan Kar-Fu

Hey, wake up.

Don't you have to go to work?

Are you ill? Do you have a temperature?

Shut up!

Want me to call in sick for you?

There's a tonsillitis epidemic going on.

Let me have a look.

You should see a doctor

Do you want congee?

What kind do you like?

You a**hole! I'll kill you.

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