Animals United Page #3

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(FEMALE) Hey, Billy! Psst!

If you let them drink first and leave

the water hole in a good mood, it's safer.

Giselle! Please, don't panic.

Just take a good look at that idiot squad.

Zero intelligence.

If they were any more clueless,

their heads would explode!

Really?

(HUMS)

(SPANlSH ACCENT) Chino wants a drink.

And Chino's gonna have a drink.

Boys, let's have a drink.

Hey, I didn't hear anyone say

YOU could have the first drink!

You talking to ME?

Are YOU talking to ME...unicorn?

Did that guy just call me a unicorn?

(ALL BELLOW)

One sip and I'll be watching the buzzards

pick your bones in the blinding sun.

- Chino drinks when he wants to, si?

- Oh, yeah?

Then just try it and you'll see!

Yeah, in your dreams, pizza-face!

(THEY BELLOW ANGRlLY)

- (HUMMlNG)

- (BELLOWlNG STOPS)

(BlLLY) Afternoon!

- (BILLY) Cannonball!

- (WATER SPLASHlNG)

(HUMS)

Hmm...?

(RHlNO GRUNTS)

OK...

What's a hundred tons of raw meat

compared to a little natural charm?

Of a meek, weak, cheeky...

..little freak.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(TO HlMSELF) Stay calm and smile.

- (GRUNTS)

- Big toothy grin...

- (GROWLS)

- Distract them.

Hey, look over there!

(MUMBLES) And discreetly fill the...

And a little more for Daddy.

(CHOKES)

(SlGHS WlTH RELIEF)

You've got a problem, huh?

Carrot top?

- (LAUGHTER)

- Carrot top!

Hey, who's talking to you, lightweight?

(LAUGHING STOPS)

(GRUNTS)

(BlRDS SQUAWKlNG)

Whoa!

Yaah-hoo!

My dad!

(PANTS)

Junior!

You sure showed those buffalo, Dad!

(GASPlNG)

(COUGHS)

So, l sure showed all of them!

That big.

They were all that big, with hats!

Stop right here! Not another step...

Oh, Billy.

Hey, everything's under control,

my turtle dove.

Ha-ha!

And l've got the water.

Uh, well...

Oh, Billy...

Let's recap.

Dad was supposed to chase away

the buffalo and get water...super (!)

I told them all you were going

to get the water for us.

Uh... Aw...

Junior, wait a minute.

Our supplies are just about gone.

- It's OK, l'll work it all out.

- Billy...

You're such a dreamer.

What will happen to us?

I promise, this time

I'm not gonna let you down.

(KlDS GlGGLING)

Hey, Junior, there's your old man.

The rhino whisperer.

(SlGHS)

- Erm, hello, my son.

- Yes, what is it?

I just wanted to let you know

that I promised your mother...

I've heard it before! You're always

making promises you can't keep!

Go and hang out with your lion,

or go off and play your drum,

or go off and hit

some hyena poo-poo into a hole.

- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

- (BOTH LAUGH)

You're not my father any more.

Billy!

(SlGHS)

- You shouldn't have said that.

- Leave me alone!

Socrates, we're needed.

The very fate of Okavango

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