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get to a really good doctor.

Yeah.

Yeah?

So one more date.

I got an idea.

Excuse me.

Hi, has anyone turned in

a laptop

from underneath that bench

over there

in like the last 20 minutes?

- A laptop?

- Yeah, it's a silver... God!

I'm so stupid.

I'm gonna lose my job.

I've been here

the last few hours.

- Nobody's turned anything in.

- There's a project on it...

And if I don't turn it by 3:00,

my boss is...

- I'm gonna lose my job.

- Where do you work?

At Burnham.

I... I work at Burnham.

If anyone turns it in,

I'll bring it over.

- What floor?

- No, no, you can't do that.

There's some...

There's some confidential

client information on it,

and if they find out

that I misplaced it,

I'm gonna be in deep sh*t.

Okay. Thanks.

Look, I'm sorry.

Do you think maybe

that you could ask around

to other security guards

and find out

if anyone's turned it in

in the area?

I'll give you my number,

and just call me

if you hear anything.

I have $2,000

that I can give as a reward.

2,000?

It's the last

of my graduation money.

I just...

I cannot lose this job.

Please?

Thank you.

Baby!

Stop it.

My little man.

Stop it.

I could've been a doctor.

You could've been a doctor.

I could've been a sailor.

It says average

entry level salary

for a four-year college grad

is $44,660.

I wonder how much we'd make

in a single day if that was us.

Mm, 260 working days in a year,

give or take Arbor Day

or whatever...

gross take home's

171 and change.

So between us,

we could bring in 343 bucks.

And 50 cents.

Or something.

Did you seriously just do that?

Excuse me? Sir?

Can I help you find something?

Um, you guys have a lost

and found office here?

Did you lose something?

Actually, I found something.

That's great.

A young woman lost that

just today.

She's gonna be really happy.

Oh, that's great.

Um, I'd love to give it

to her myself.

I can do it.

Don't worry about it.

No, I'd love to do it.

I mean, maybe she'll want

to buy me a drink, You know?

Maybe there's a reward in it.

You know, I think there

may be a reward for that.

How much?

I'll tell you what.

I'll split it with you.

She said she'd give 500 bucks

to whoever found it.

God, she must really want

this thing.

Um...

I tell you what, Norman,

I'm gonna keep 400

since I'm the one that found it.

Come on.

You know what, um...

thank you.

I bet I can find her

around here somewhere.

- Thank you.

- No...

All right.

350?

400, man.

You're getting $100

to hand over a laptop.

You're right.

There's nothing left, babe.

Do you think we could get

another laptop?

It's Saturday.

Downtown's gonna be dead.

How much is left?

Five bucks.

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