Angry Angel Page #2
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- 2017
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my credit card bills.
Ugh.
[pop-rock music playing]
- Oh, my God,
what are you doing?
I like that song.
What are you,
Scrooge in skinny jeans?
- [scoffs] They're just
all so stupid.
And the worst one is
"12 Days of Christmas."
- Well, I guess I'm
an idiot then,
because my grandma and I would
sing it together every December
up until she died,
and it's really the only thing
that I have left of her.
- Okay, can we just start over?
- Oh, sure.
How about you take
that coffee pot, go over
to your favorite regulars,
give them a little
coffee-coffee?
- I don't wanna be
on my own tonight
- Hey.
How are you guys doing?
- I like your shirt.
- I never got attention
like this in my old body.
[orchestral
easy listening music]
Excuse me.
Where am I?
- Hi, Megan.
- Yeah, that's me.
Where the hell am I?
Am I...
- [mouthing word]
both:
Dead.- Yes, dead.
You're very dead.
Sorry.
Bummer.
Now, if you will follow me,
we have got
a lot of work to do.
[chuckles, clicks tongue]
Gloria.
- I recognize you, right?
Did you go to school
with my uncle Don?
- No.
No, I'm, uh...
I'm Jason Biggs.
[chuckles]
I did that big teen movie
in the late '90s.
- It's not ringing any bells.
- Really?
Okay, well, I did many
other movies.
Also some TV shows...
uh, Broadway--
a couple of times.
Also off-Broadway.
Off-off-Broadway once, but...
some modeling
when I was a kid.
Nothing? Huh.
I usually bat 1,000
with dead Americans 18 to 49.
- And you died when I died?
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I died many years ago
at the ripe old age
of 96 in Ukraine.
Yeah, I didn't start acting
until I came back
to Earth as an angel.
- You're an angel?
- Yeah.
Most celebrities are
actually angels in disguise.
Yeah, it, uh--
you know, it helps--
thanks, Brenda.
It helps with access
and, you know, gets us
Sign there and there.
Yep.
Drake is an angel.
- Mm.
Sandy--Bullock.
You know her?
She's an angel.
She's a good one.
RuPaul.
- Ooh, is that a trial?
- Yep.
That's angel court.
- Like "Judge Judy"?
'Cause, you know,
like an all-knowing Judge Judy.
- It is nothing like
"Judge Judy."
like "Judge Joe Brown."
Mm-hmm.
Okeydokey,
who's ready to get
their new body?
[chuckles]
That's a rhetorical question.
The answer is you.
So after we die,
I got this one--lucky me--
and you're about
to get a new one of your own.
Just enter that changing room,
close the curtain,
and press three random buttons.
Now, I know you must have
a lot of questions
about how it all works...
- I have a million questions.
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